These are some memorable quotes that I've collected from the Lone Gunmen episodes. More are coming soon.

1.01. Pilot
1.02. Bond, Jimmy Bond
1.03. Eine Kleine Frohike
1.04. Like Water For Octane
1.05. Three Men and a Smoking Diaper
1.06. Madam I'm Adam
1.07. Planet of the Frohikes
1.08. Maximum Byers
1.09. Diagnosis: Jimmy
1.10. Tango De Los Pistolesros
1.11. The Lying Game
1.12. Cap 'n Toby
1.13. The Truth About Yves