John Noble (Denethor)
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Stories are arranged by fandom (with my most recent fandom first), and within each fandom with the most recent stories first (Billy/Dom/Orli saga at foot of page). Last updated: 19 October 2008.
Note: I accidentally deleted this page a few weeks back; I am in the process of reconstructing all the links so please be patient! Until such time as all fics are up here again, do check out my LJ memories . :-)
Football
rps
Nemesis
So you've
had a fight. A right royal stinker of a row. Wayne Rooney / Cristiano
Ronaldo. In the wake of Portugal/England, World Cup 2006. July
2006. With pics.
Half-Time
Cristiano
Ronaldo, in his hotel room in Germany, turned over onto his stomach,
his fists trapped against his belly, and tried not to think of
Kaká. June/July 2006. With pics.
Sweat
Kaká
and Cristiano Ronaldo sweat the big stuff. A drabble of 100 words.
With pics. June 2006.
Under
a Portuguese Sun
Football ficlet
nr. 1. Mildly experimental. Kaká/Cristiano Ronaldo. June
2006. With pics.
Under a Brazilian Moon
Football ficlet nr. 2. Two pretty football players exchange
shirts at midnight. Kaká/Cristiano Ronaldo. June 2006.
Stargate
Atlantis
Ichor
John is trapped, on a desert island, with a wraith. John Sheppard/wraith. April 2008.
One
Kiss Later
When biogenetic
mineralogist April Bingham got posted to Atlantis at the far ends
of the universe, she had not expected to run into whatsisname
from Oshawa High algebra club. Guy with the washcloth mouth and
the award for worst kisser of 1986. April Bingham (who is not
an original character but canon!) / Dr Rodney McKay. May 2006.
Contraflow
Whoa. Being
a man is like, whoa. In fact, it's more like double whoa. Lt Laura
Cadman / Dr Rodney McKay. March-May 2006.
Spiralling
Out, Spiralling In
Eldon had lived so long in a place with no straight lines, he found his own home city hard to remember. So he took to following McKay around. Eldon / Rodney McKay. Another writing experiment. April 2006.
Essence
of Kerosene
Soon to be
uploaded.
Aliens
Did Not Make Them Do It
Soon to be
uploaded.
Two
to a Bed
Soon to be
uploaded.
John
Opens a Door
Soon to be
uploaded.
Eye
to Eye, Or We May Die
Soon to be
uploaded.
Harry
Potter fps
Tibet
Two wizards talk on one of those bright early
autumn days, with the air like crystals and the light bouncing
off the snow drifts on Mount Chomolangma. Harry Potter/Wizard
of Earthsea fusionfic. Features: Harry Potter, Sparrowhawk (Ged)
of Earthsea, Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, and (in a minor role)
Chang from 'Tintin in Tibet'. Nov.2005-May 2006.
Lord of the Rings rps (one fps)
The
Desert Prince: A Fable
Posted so far: Parts 0-6 (last updated 2 Sept. 2003). In progress.
AU. Orlando is ensnared by the evil Desert Prince and must confront
his own dark secrets. But maybe it is really the evil Desert Prince
who is ensnared by Orlando...? Multiple, but mainly Orlando/Bean,
Orlando/Karl, Orlando/Billy; also featuring Dominic/Elijah,
Liv/Miranda,
and possible other combinations.
NC-17
Warnings: Character death. Character murder. BDSM. Non-consensual
sex. Gender bending. WIP with irregular posting schedule. Florid
prose.
The sweet and lovely Becca
Ming has made me a wonderful picture to go with "The
Desert Prince", a kind of cover illustration. Desert
Prince art here.
When
in Malta
Orli and Brad
have a meal and discuss career options. The sun sets. Memories
waft by. Orlando Bloom / Brad Pitt; Orlando Bloom / Dominic
Monaghan.
My first Troy!fic, and possibly the first Troy!fic ever. ;-)
The "Boring!Orli"
Series. Orlando Bloom / miscellaneous. Variously called
"mad",
"mundane", "funny and hot", and "a work
of evil genius". Work in progress.
1. Making Tea
2. Taking a Shower
3. Making Plans
4. Taking a Walk
5. Sitting on a
Chair
6. Thinking
about Things
7. Having a Chat
8. Entertaining
a Visitor
9. Tidying Up
10. Imbibing
Pharmaceuticals
11. Succumbing to
the Influence of Chemistry
12. Paying the Taxi
Driver
13. Adjusting
to Changes
14. Appreciating
the Health Professions
History
Time passes
through history. Various men look at art, make art, or are trapped
by art. My first fic for the Ned Kelly Gang fandom. Mick Jagger,
Mark McManus, Ned Kelly, Joe Byrne, Sidney Nolan. G.
The
Orc's Tongue
My first FPS
character-fic. Pippin is licked by his Orc-captor. Various bodily
fluids are secreted and ingested. NC-17. Warning: violent and
squicky.
Unfinished
Business
Harry Sinclair
and Andy Serkis get stuck in the sky. R.
Rover
and Dom
I slashed
Dominic with a soft toy. Couldn't help it. Had to be done.
Improvs,
snippets and crack!fics
Different
Tastes
Dom fucks
Karl. Karl fucks Dom. But do they love each other? Sequel to All Tomorrow's Birthdays.
All
Tomorrow's Birthdays
Dom has a
thing about older men. A romp through time and space.
Dominic/Bernard/Karl;
Dominic/Derek Benfield. Guest appeareances by: Alan Hansen/Gary
Lineker.
The
Other Trailer
Viggo and
Orlando share a trailer.
Companion fic to "A Helping Hand"
and "We Can Do More".
Boyfriends
Let's pretend
to be boyfriends. Let's kiss and caress and make schöne Augen.
Dom/Orli fluffy goodness.
The "Arthropods"
Series. Dominic/Karl. An experiment with style.
1. Crabs in the Sand
2. Ants on the Counter
3. Spiders in the Bin
4. Beetle in a Box
5. When We Are Human
Past
Imperfect
The second
Dave set eyes on the man, he knew who it was. He knew, and he
remembered.
Average
Viggo Mortensen
/ Kiran Shah. Viggo is adrift. Kiran is in love.
Who is Kiran Shah? He's the scale and stunt double for Merry.
Some pics of him here.
At
About Six O'Clock
Liv Tyler
/ Miranda Otto. NC-17.
Liv feels hot. Miranda has ice cubes.
Up
Shit Creek
Billy Boyd
/ Karl Urban. NC-17.
Billy did not like Karl Urban. Yet somehow he had got himself
into a situation where he was stuck with Karl Urban, alone, in
a small boat, on a large river, without a paddle.
Life
After Virginity
John Noble
/ Bernard Hill. Defloration oldster-style. NC-17.
Olives
in Brine and Artichoke Hearts
Karl Urban
/ John Noble / Bernard Hill. Karl wants to taste food. John and
Bernard want to taste Karl. NC-17.
Sauna
JRD and SB.
The world needs more JRD slash, so here it is. John has a problem.
Sean B. helps out. NC-17.
Larks
and Nightingales
John Noble
and Bernard Hill have an argument. PG.
Who are these men? If you don't know, you should, because they
are Denethor and Theoden in TTT and RotK. John is
pictured above. Visual Aids: Bernard
and John
Riding
Together Upon One Horse
John Rhys-Davies
and Orlando Bloom rehearse a scene and share a horse. Happy and
tasteful fluff. PG.
If JRD seems strange to you: he shouldn't! Out of all the Fellowship,
he gets the shortest shrift, and he really deserves better. Read
this story to find out why.
1.
A Helping Hand; 2. We Can Do More
Fangorn Forest. Dominic and Billy share a trailer. My very first
posted story. NC-17.
3.
When the Cat's Away
Dunharrow.
Dominic and Billy are separated. Dominic and Orlando go to the
beach. NC-17.
4.
Roller Coaster
Minas Tirith.
Dominic and Billy are reunited. NC-17.
5.
A Perfect Day
Wellington.
Billy goes away for the weekend. Dominic invites Orlando round.
NC-17.
The
Other Trailer
Not part of the saga as such but a companion fic to its beginnings.
Viggo and Orlando share a trailer.Companion fic to "A Helping
Hand" and "We Can Do More".
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