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SharkLad Member	posted November 04, 2000 08:06 AM I have recently turned evil, and as such, I will now devote my efforts to destroying the LMB ... just wanted everyone to know ... ------------------ SharkLad, over and out IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted November 04, 2000 01:13 PM SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! I don't like this. You have been one of us since the 5 Years Later story. Someone is controlling you. Maybe the Emerald Boobs of Ekron have possesed you. Maybe the Living Retcon has decided that you are more fun as a villain. Perhaps the Time Mouse Trapper has kidnapped you and replaced you with another Sharklad from a different timelime. It's also possible that Debauchary Damsel has swayed you with hr considerable....charms. Whatever the case, know that the LMB stands united against evil. Let us HELP you, Sharksy....before it's too late.... IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted November 04, 2000 01:19 PM Bring it ON!!! HELL YEAH!!!! (You can just smell the testosterone, can'tcha? ) IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 04, 2000 01:32 PM quote: Originally posted by LARDLAD: You can just smell the testosterone, can'tcha? I thought that was the barbecue sauce smeared across your uniform ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 04, 2000 01:40 PM quote: Originally posted by MLLASH: Someone is controlling you. Maybe the Emerald Boobs of Ekron have possesed you. Maybe the Living Retcon has decided that you are more fun as a villain. Perhaps the Time Mouse Trapper has kidnapped you and replaced you with another Sharklad from a different timelime ... nah, I just like being evil ... by the way, you look fat in that outfit ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted November 04, 2000 04:24 PM quote: Originally posted by SharkLad: by the way, you look fat in that outfit ... I gave you a chance, fish lips. But YOU just delclared WAR!!!!!! LMB....DESTROY him!!!! Oh wait...I'm not leader anymore. Dammit! Uh, Loser....??? Newcru??? Hello!!!!! A little help? Won't somebody please stop our finny foe before he insults us again---?!??! IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 04, 2000 05:15 PM Um, you know, what Lash said... ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted November 04, 2000 08:15 PM The "DESTROY him" part? Or what? I have always wanted to DESTROY someone. I'll yell it out at strangers on the street if they look at me funny. I point, and scream "DESTROY HIM (or HER. whatever...)!" Which explains my lack of friends... IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 04, 2000 08:24 PM quote: Originally posted by MLLASH: Which explains my lack of friends ... like that needed an explanation ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 04, 2000 08:27 PM quote: Originally posted by LoserLad: Um, you know, what Lash said ... great ... a leader with real conviction ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
Furball Member	posted November 04, 2000 08:59 PM <Translation provided by Omnicom> Finally. C'mere little fishy... IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted November 04, 2000 09:43 PM SIC 'EM FURBALL!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged
Foxy Roxy Member	posted November 04, 2000 10:46 PM Hmmmm...I suddenly have a craving for Loud Mouth Shark. Lucky thing I just bought tartar sauce IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 05, 2000 12:05 AM quote: Originally posted by SharkLad: great ... a leader with real conviction ... HEY! I was never convicted! Besides, my lawyers said I shouldn't talk about this until the Civil trial is over... ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
Kid Psychout Member	posted November 05, 2000 03:09 AM Sharks. The garbage scows of the seas. cute like puppies but more fun to feed. IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted November 05, 2000 04:23 AM SHARKLAD SUCCUMBS TO EVIL NATURE!!!! BITES HEAD OFF FELLOW LMBers!!!!! We of the LMB Enquirer have learned that, through absolutely NO fault of his own, SHARKLAD had gone berserk. When he approaches you, jaws open wide, ready, willing & able to kill kill kill, we suggest that you LET him devour you...piece by agponizing piece. SHARKLAD is a pivotol member of the LMB.....his turn to the dark side is both distressing and exciting to we of the LMB Enquierer. We shall follow you ceaselessly and await with bated breath any news of SHARKLAD's recovery..... Is it truth or is it MEMOREX? The LMB ENQUIRER IS THERE------ IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 05, 2000 10:56 AM Reliable sources have told me that MLLASH is actually a 43 year old twice divorced housewife from Akron, Ohio living in trailer park with her three legged chihuahua and her boyfriend "Stubby" ... she has a third nipple and claims to have once slept with Leif Garrett ... can you really trust anyone with a third nipple? ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
The Time Mouse Trapper New Member	posted November 05, 2000 02:23 PM And evil loves you. Everything is going according to plan. ------------------ Watch the grains of sand run through the hourglass as the seconds of your life trickle away....what is that damn squeaking sound? IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted November 05, 2000 03:17 PM So this is the thanks I get for long, agonizing weeks of waiting for SHARKLAD & COBALT KID to return. Cobalt runs off with the first big-boobed jailbait he meets and Sharklad calls me fat. That's IT! I have had ENOUGH! I'm turning evil, TOO! IP: Logged
Beagle Boy Member	posted November 05, 2000 04:53 PM Lash, if you turn evil, what hope is there for the rest of us? Sharky, I just talked to Shady. She said she won't come back as long as you are evil. She also mentioned something about Furball making the best friend / pet she's ever had. HEY!! DO NOT KILL THE MESSENGER!! But I DID remember the kitty cakes. They're made with real kitties. IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 05, 2000 06:03 PM quote: Originally posted by Beagle Boy: But I DID remember the kitty cakes. They're made with real kitties. cooking kitties? how evil of you ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
Furball Member	posted November 05, 2000 07:41 PM quote: Originally posted by Beagle Boy: Lash, if you turn evil, what hope is there for the rest of us? Sharky, I just talked to Shady. She said she won't come back as long as you are evil. She also mentioned something about Furball making the best friend / pet she's ever had. HEY!! DO NOT KILL THE MESSENGER!! But I DID remember the kitty cakes. They're made with real kitties. IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 06, 2000 12:10 AM Oh great! Now Lash is evil too?!? What is going on with the LMB? Who's next?!? Lardy? Dev? Beags? Shady? I'm elected Leader and now everyone is turning evil. Is it me? Did I do something to push you guys over the edge? Am I a bad Leader? That's it, isn't it. I'm a bad Leader, and you guys are all rebelling against me. Well, fine. If that's the way you're gonna be, then I'll just step down as Leader. I'm sure you'll all be happier that way... If anybody needs me, I'll be in my Ready Room writing my resignation speech... ...sniff... ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
Faraway Lad Member	posted November 06, 2000 09:00 AM Man I love the camaraderie, friendship and sense of doing good that comes from membership of the LMB. I particularly like the way the LMB members have refused to be corrupted by the many evil ones they face. What!!! what have I missed from my faraway corner? Sharklad why are you looking at me like that................. ------------------ "We're Legionnaires! Tradition Matters! Our uniforms and code names have always been perfectly fine in the past." Saturn Girl. LSH V4 41 IP: Logged
armsfalloffboy Member	posted November 06, 2000 10:00 AM I don't know about evil, but I'm thinking of becoming very, VERY naughty.... IP: Logged

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