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SharkLad Member	posted November 06, 2000 09:25 PM quote: Originally posted by LoserLad: I'm elected Leader and now everyone is turning evil. Is it me? Am I a bad Leader? yes ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 12:42 AM Well, gee. Mr. Evil over here thinks I'm a bad Leader...isn't that a shame. I don't know what happened to me yesterday, but I was suddenly overcome with emotion, and self-doubt. Happened just about the time I was sitting down to a cup of coffee from the LMB Commisary... I get the funny feeling that one of our evil colleagues put something in my drink. Allright. Who was it?!? Did you really think you could get rid of me that easy?!? Step forward and take your kick in the nads!!! ------------------ Loser Lad STILL Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
Faraway Lad Member	posted November 07, 2000 09:03 AM Funny that, I wonder why sSsharkrlad eat me. Gosh it dark in here and I don�t want to know what�s causing that smell. I wonder if anyone else is in here? I guess I�ll just take a walk down this way. IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 03:05 PM quote: Originally posted by LoserLad: Step forward and take your kick in the nads!!! my "nads" are protected by a very tough layer of skin ... but if you feel you must, go ahead ... its the evil thing to do ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted November 07, 2000 04:06 PM Sharky - spit Faraway Lad out at once. He's a valued colleague, a dear friend and you know he'll be terrible for your digestion. ------------------ "You know, stone looks good on you. All that fat hangs a lot better as architecture." (Lucifer) I come in at terminal velocity and make a hard turn over the city, enjoying the bang of my own sonic booms. (Legion Lost) "Am I really your best friend?" "Sure, but don't get too excited about it. The survival rate on that position is pretty low..." (Deadenders) IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted November 07, 2000 04:11 PM I think you've been possessed by the spirit of a dark shark god. Maybe you were accidentally swimming in the shape of a pentagon while reciting Britney spears lyrics backwards or something. That would probably be enough. Anyway, you've been possessed and the evil shark god that's taken over your body is spreading his influence into your friends. Lash has already succumbed, and who knows what might happen next. Now, how can we get the demonic fishy force out of you? That's my theory and it's the best we have so far. Actually it's the only one so far, but I'm still in the lead. ------------------ "You know, stone looks good on you. All that fat hangs a lot better as architecture." (Lucifer) I come in at terminal velocity and make a hard turn over the city, enjoying the bang of my own sonic booms. (Legion Lost) "Am I really your best friend?" "Sure, but don't get too excited about it. The survival rate on that position is pretty low..." (Deadenders) IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 07:33 PM .game the in lost got, heart your with played I, again it did I, Oops ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 10:38 PM quote: Originally posted by SharkLad: my "nads" are protected by a very tough layer of skin ... I'm sorry to hear that. Those callouses might go down some if you'd just leave that thing alone for a few minutes... quote: ... but if you feel you must, go ahead ... Don't mind if I do. Now, I know I mentioned the whole "Loser Power" thing, but did I ever tell you guys about my Extra Super Power Kick?!? Normally I have no use for it, but in some cases it does come in handy... ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted November 08, 2000 02:45 PM quote: Originally posted by LoserLad: Who's next?!? Lardy? Dev? Beags? Shady? Don't worry, Lou...I'm NOT and never will be evil! I, um, just have this...obsession...with certain, ah, films. BTW, does Nair work on palms? Er, just a rhetorical question...no relevance. Really! IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 08, 2000 04:05 PM quote: Originally posted by LoserLad: Did I ever tell you guys about my Extra Super Power Kick?!? Normally I have no use for it, but in some cases it does come in handy... ouch ... still evil though ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 08, 2000 11:08 PM PUNT!!! IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 10, 2000 06:56 PM how evil of you, Loser ... can it be you too have succumb? ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 11, 2000 01:21 AM No, not that I know of... I just like kicking people in the nads! ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 11, 2000 02:34 PM quote: Originally posted by LoserLad: I just like kicking people in the nads! how do you feel about punching people in the boobs? ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
Beagle Boy Member	posted November 11, 2000 09:11 PM That is VERY not nice!!!! IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 12, 2000 12:48 AM quote: Originally posted by SharkLad: how do you feel about punching people in the boobs? Never really tried that. I'd imagine if it were necessary... ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
Faraway Lad Member	posted November 13, 2000 08:54 AM Meanwhile in sharklads stomach. �Ok lucky my faraway power kept me far enough away from Sharklads teeth to avoid all that messy rending and ripping. Now lets see if I can find out what�s happening.� One long conversation (with the blatantly obvious repeated more that once) with the LMB leader later............... �Well why didn�t any one tell me Sharklad has turned evil. I don�t know just cause I�m stuck out here on my own most of the time. Moan moan grumble grumble............. Now lets see if I can do what Loser suggested. If I just turn left here past the lower intestine, now along this passageway and if my omnicom version of Janes Fighting Sharks is right, these fleshy bits dangling here should be Sharky�s Nads. Wonder what they do? still Loser is the leader he must know what he�s doing Apparently Sharky�s super hard callouses may prevent injury from the outside, but lets see what happens when the Loser fires off another �Extra super power superpunt� from the outside whilst I drop kick them from the inside. Hope we can successfully coordinate this. Faraway Lad to Loser ..........Faraway Lad to Loser...... ------------------ "We're Legionnaires! Tradition Matters! Our uniforms and code names have always been perfectly fine in the past." Saturn Girl. LSH V4 41 IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 13, 2000 11:57 PM ...this is gonna get messy... IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 14, 2000 10:58 AM I suddenly have a terrible case of jock itch ... evil jock itch, that is ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 14, 2000 10:03 PM Is there any other kind?!? ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 15, 2000 11:10 AM well, I had a wicked case of jock itch once ... but this whole turning evil thing seems to have magnified a lot of things ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 22, 2000 06:10 PM now that Beaver is back from the dead, I no longer feel the need to be evil ... however, if it's okay with Lash, I'd like to keep my moon base ... ------------------ SharkLad, over and out IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted November 22, 2000 06:48 PM >winks!< Anytime, buddy... sigh I'll always remember Maine.... IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted November 23, 2000 01:20 AM Not evil anymore? But I wanted to kill evil Sharklad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! IP: Logged
Dev-Em Member	posted November 23, 2000 01:34 AM Dev is off to the moon again... IP: Logged

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