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HardshellTheTurtleBoy Member |
posted April 19, 2000 12:19 PM
  
Suddenly, Turtle Boy/girl sqealed in delight and grabbed the Time Trapper Mouse, in a very delicate area....."I know the problem," she screamed....."the mouse needs his ball cleaned." Then she proceeded to remove the mouse ball and thouroughly clean it. (don't ask how).... This caused the Time Mouse Trapper to...... IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
posted April 20, 2000 07:21 AM
Double up screeching in pain and disappear, leaving only a cheese-loaded hourglass behind. The LMB looked at each other, trying to figure out what was real now. Lumborg Fox flexed his metal arms and said: "Oh well, it was nice having my body back briefly...." IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
posted April 20, 2000 08:27 AM
"This has to end," asserts Cobalt Kid, "we can't allow the Time Mouse Trapper to use us as pawns in his twisted game anymore. We have to travel to the end of time and confront him. Who's with me?" Battle weary and traumatized by recent events, the LMB members look at each other hesitantly. Off to the side, Shady closes SharkLad's eyes as he breathes his last breath. Wiping back a tear and turning to face the group, Shady lets loose a wave of morale boosting energy. "We're all going," she exclaims. "Alright!" shouts LardLad, "how do we get there? There aren't any working time bubbles." "It's time for Lucien to make up for his traitorous acts," says Lash, "Lucien, you've never tested the full extent of your nostaglia powers. I have always theorized that if you got nostaglic enough, you could tap into the time stream." Lucien nods and closes his eyes, a sly smile appearing on his lips. Suddenly, the walls of LMB headquarters begin to twist and bend as swirls of rainbow color begin to flood the room. "It's working," Shady exclaims, "everyone focus on Lucien." "This is it everyone," LardLad says, "all together now - SWEET ASS SWEET!!!" The LMB members shimmer and fade as they are thrust into the time stream ... IP: Logged |
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LARDLAD Member |
posted April 21, 2000 01:46 AM
...and reappear at the end of time. "HA-HA-HA," screeches Time Mouse Trapper, "you are <screech-squeak> in MY domain now! Prepare to DIE <squeak>!" He poises his hands to fire a devastating chronal blast at them. "Get behind Shady as we planned," cries Lardlad. The LMBers do so and join hands. In unison they shout "SWEET ASS SWEET!!" over and over again. Shady uses her morale powers to tap into their morale, amplify it, and direct it back at the Time Mouse Trapper. The Trapper, about to fire the lethal blow, is instead inundated by wave after wave of powerfully good morale. The waves back him up and the SWEET ASS SWEET!! chant deafens him. He can't take it any more! Before good will can overcome him, the trapper covers his ear (he lost one long ago to Lumber Fox) with a paw. From the paw he fires the deadly chronal energy on himself, instantly blasting himself to protoplasm! Soon, Lucien transports them back to the year 3007 to the ruins of LMB headquarters. Once there, Lucien uses the ability he displayed years ago on JSA world to resurrect Sharklad to the joy of all! Later, Sharklad and Lumborg Fox have a quiet meeting. "Fox," Sharklad began, "I've been carrying around an awful weight for several years. You see--it was ME who ate your body all those years ago at Bernardo Bay! You had rabbies and HAD to be stopped--unfortunately my solution was a little...extreme. I'm SO sorry, Fox! What can I do to even things up between us?" Lumborg thinks hard and comes up with something. Later, Fox and Sharklad join the others; only Sharklad's dorsal fin is now missing and he now has a great big bite out of his snout. All the LMBers are gathered at the ruins of the big meeting table. Cobalt says, "So we're agreed that the LMB shall be officially re-formed? All in favor, signify with a hardy SWEET ASS SWEET!!" The response is a unanimous, heartfelt "SWEET ASS SWEET!!!!!!!!!" that makes the decrepid walls shake! Afterward, there is the obligatory blow-out party. Soon, everyone is flat-on-their-asses drunk! Amid the revery, an inebriated Tsarin Kid asks a snockered Turtle Girl, "Sho, are there any danglin' plot threadzh <hic>?" Turtle Girl thinks for a second and... IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
posted April 23, 2000 01:02 AM
... says "Not too much, other than the Earth being on the verge of explosion. Now, who wants a lap dance?" IP: Logged |
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SharkLad Member |
posted April 30, 2000 10:45 AM
The End ------------------ IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted May 01, 2000 01:59 AM
I vote this best LMB fanfic thread yet! IP: Logged |
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Cobalt Kid Member |
posted May 01, 2000 10:17 AM
I agree with Lash, this one is my favorite by far. IP: Logged |
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LARDLAD Member |
posted May 02, 2000 01:00 AM
Gee, thanks guys! IP: Logged |
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bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 03, 2000 04:58 AM
Absolutely agree. this one was the best so far. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Lucien Member |
posted May 03, 2000 05:02 AM
Ummm.... BBC, did you know you have a typo in your sig? Just thought I'd mention it... IP: Logged |
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LARDLAD Member |
posted June 24, 2000 12:26 AM
<bump> Wow! Those were the days, huh? IP: Logged |
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TheMightyFanBoyMan Member |
posted July 15, 2000 12:36 AM
hmphhh... u guys forgot me!! IP: Logged |
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LARDLAD Member |
posted July 16, 2000 01:43 AM
Don't take it personally, Sasha; you weren't a prominent member at the time. We were just gettin' to know ya! Don't worry, we can always retcon ya into it! IP: Logged |
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Newcru Member |
posted September 04, 2000 08:19 PM
bump IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted October 28, 2000 07:00 AM
Representing the first appearance of SHARKLAD! IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted October 28, 2000 02:56 PM
Not to mention THE RETROS, that whacked-out team of LMB foes that consists of FREAKY FLAPPER CHICK, BEATNIK BELLY DANCER BOY & HIPPIE HULA GIRL!!! LOL! IP: Logged |
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MLLASH Member |
posted December 02, 2000 10:58 AM
ain't nothing wrong if you wanna do the bump all night long IP: Logged |
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Dev-Em Member |
posted December 02, 2000 01:30 PM
Don't think that I don't know where Dev and Furball were when this happened. Story coming soon... ------------------ "This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head." - Dr. Peter Venkman IP: Logged |
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LoserLad Member |
posted January 28, 2001 03:01 AM
>bump< For the Archives. Coming soon to a Yahoo Group near YOU!!! ------------------ 3 Doors Down IP: Logged |
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