Luke's Vault Of Horror!

UPDATED: 12/13/07 -- We're back (again) after the long hiatus (again), this time taking a look at Eli Roth's infamous Hostel, and it's sequel Hostel Part 2! Please note that this is a special DX Review. That is, Don't eXpect every review to be this long.

Also, some images may be broken, the Vault is currently relocating to a more secure image server, so rest assured they will return in all their gory glory!

PLUS: The Creepy Capsule Review page is up and running! So check it out! And don't forget to email me with your own capsule reviews!

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Welcome one and all to Luke's Vault Of Horror, featuring me, Vaultkeeper Luke! I will be your guide on this tour of the shocking and terrifying world of horror and Sci-Fi cinema I call my hobby, with reviews, writings, and anything else I can think of.

I fully intend to spruce this site up as well -- once I get a good graphics program, that is. Which should be about the time that Blood Diner comes out on DVD. Although I wonder if I should lock myself into that, what with DVD releases the way they are...

Creepy Capsule Reviews! Updated 12/12/2007!

RECENT UPDATES:

POSTED: 12/13/2007: Made In Europe, Where Life is Cheap! -- You may have heard some hubabaloo about a little thing called "torture porn," and how it was the bane of the horror genre, and how those who make and watch it are sick, twisted freaks. You may have heard this from the makers of these films. Take a look at Eli Roth's Hostel and Hostel Part 2 and decide for yourself.

POSTED: 10/25/2006: Texas, 1973 via Hollywood, 2003 -- Remakes may be all the rage, but are they worth the hype? We take a look at one of the more successful "re-imaginings" of a horror classic with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003).

POSTED: 8/17/2006: Season's Greetings! -- Yeah, I know. I went a year between updates. So sue me. Or, if you want to avoid litigation, why not enjoy the review of Halloween III: Season of the Witch instead?

POSTED: 7/25/2005: Reject The Norm -- The Firefly clan is back, ready for more maniacal madness and mayhem! But are they ready for an adversary who is just like them? Take a long look at The Devil's Rejects.

POSTED: 7/8/2005: Land Of The Free? -- George Romero throws down the proverbial Dead gauntlet! Dare you enter the Land Of The Dead?

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