ODD THINGS

DOG
CARRIER

GETTING
ALONG

TELEPHONE
BOOTHS

TRANSLATE

RECIPE

BLONDE
JOKES

MAKING
COPIES

LAWYERS

LAWYERS 2

THE PLAN

Y2K

CAN'T
REMEMBER

MY BOSS

LIFE ON MARS

WHEELCHAIR

PILLS AND MORE PILLS

LINKS

FUNKYPAGES

DFILM

STUPIDVIDEOS

What is this "STUFF?"

It is a collection of humorous stories and other odd things that have made their way to me over the years. I hope that you enjoy them.

To navigate my site, you can use the dropdown list at the top right, or click on the links on the left side. Very long pages have a link at the bottom to take you back to the top of the page. Pages listed under "ODD THINGS," have links at the bottom of them to all the other pages on the site.

TODAY IS

THIS SITE LOOKS BEST WHEN VIEWED WITH MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORER 5 OR GREATER AND A SCREEN RESOLUTION OF 800×600. AN OPEN MIND AND A STRONG DRINK IS ALSO RECOMENDED.

DISCLAIMER:   Not responsible for injuries received while viewing these pages. Such injuries include, but are not limited to (broken bones caused by falling out of your chair, blindness, alcohol poisoning, deafness, insanity or any other mental disorder). Any resemblance between any characters depicted on this site and any persons living or dead is only a coincidence. No trees were harmed during the making of these pages.