Little Old Man - Lost in the Translation

ORIGINAL	HOW	TRANSLATION
Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed To see such sport, And the dish ran away with the spoon	English to German to French to English	Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the violin, the cow which is jumped on the moon. The puppy which one laughs, to see of such sport, and the plates ran far with the spoon
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't really fuzzy, Was he?	English to French to German to English	Wuzzy smeared was a bear, Wuzzy smeared a hair had, Wuzzy smeared was not smeared, not is not really it?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses, And all the King's men Couldn't put Humpty Together again.	English to Italian to English	Humpty Dumpty seated on a wall, Humpty Dumpty has had one fallen large. The horses of all the king and the men of all the king have not been able to still join Humpty.
Three blind mice, see how they run! They all ran after the farmer�s wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife, Did you ever see such a thing in your life, As three blind mice.	English to Japanese to English	How it moves, 3 blind mice see! As for them all farmer? That kind of thing of your life which looks at you who cut the tail which has the knife which the wife carves as 3 blind mice was done the after the S, it ran.
Rock a bye baby on the tree top, When the wind blows, The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks the cradle will fall, Down will come the cradle, baby and all.	English to Italian to English	A child oscillates bye on the advanced part of the tree, when the wind jumps, the crib will oscillate, when the bough he breaks off the crib falls, to drain itself will come the crib, the child and all.

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