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"You realize where my hand is? I'm itchin' to go douche." ~Andrew
"Hey there's a pocket for drugs!" ~Nick
"Stop talking when I have things in my mouth!" ~Lisa
"I have to buy another vile of latex." ~Nick
"If it's plush, it can hump you." ~Steve
"Ok, the monkey is on fire." ~Lisa
"Are you as impotent as I am?" ~Steve
"Well if THAT's not birth control, I don't know what it!" ~Kris to Lisa
"Ooh, all those covalent bonds make me want to caramelize in a parking lot." ~Lisa
"Oh, look, it's soaking through my pants." ~Steve
"Pneumatic hydraulic electromechanical seals that refrigerate the instrumentation of aerospace." ~Rich/Lisa
"Umm...I'm a little lost...I think I should have turned south at the 'growl'" ~Lisa
Kris- "Dert is...?" Random Woman- "You."
"It didn't move an inch and that was with Rich ramming me in the ass!" ~Anna
"Everyone needs a good ass ramming every once and a while." ~Andrew
"DERT I.S." ~Nick�s Sign
"Me in the backseat of a car with Andrew, Nick, and Steve?! That's going to be one hell of a car ride.� ~Lisa
"I am not exactly in my right mind...and I'm not in my left one either" ~Kris
"How many times do I have to tell you? Don't eat the monkey!" ~Lisa
�I once got a humidifier and a dehumidifier on the same birthday�I put them in a small room and let them figure things out.� ~Kris
"Kris, if it's burning your hand, why would you put it in your mouth?" ~Steve
"So yeah, back to white liquids and table salt." ~Lisa
"I'm gonna make like the Exorcist and get the hell outta here." ~Steve
"And then 'Foop!' in a blaze of activity, the liquid goes all white and solid." ~Kris
"How the hell did you end up in Albuquerque?" ~Lisa
"I was a walking time bomb and you just decided to hug me." ~Steve
"I'm a marshmallow! I'm cute! You're supposed to love me!" ~Kris
"I thought it was good, but it seemed a little long..." ~Rich
"Everything that works for Corg works for everyone!" ~Jason
"Anna, start yanking!" ~Nick"I think I need to go a little bit up and to the left..." ~Kris
"You can't deny your husband the pleasure of boob-touching." ~Lisa
"This isn't Silver Creek, no inbreeding!" ~Kris
"I love licking Anna's ears!" ~Nick
"OK, there is WAY too much bodily excretion going on in the chat room!" ~Anna
"Will I need to wear anti-puke armor?" ~Jason
"Animal cracker sex!" ~Anna
''You can love your RA, you just can't love your RA" ~Anna
"But when Anna 'grrr...'s it's more erotic than scary." ~Kris
''Dear Banana-eating Leprechaun Man: Thank you for saving the world from substandard housing. The conga line was a nice treat. Hope to see you soon. Love always, Birth Control.' ~Lisa
"I can't believe the amount of crap that was behind that thing!" ~Anna
"I'm gonna break out the majority whip on your ass!" ~Steve
"Drew, you're never going to find a ficture of that pish..." ~Kris
"I don't flub up English...every now and then I just break into Ikswejarkian." ~Kris
"*head eplodes*" ~Jason
"*whips out her bazooka* That sounded SO bad" ~Anna
"Better watch Anna before she starts licking herself again" ~Lisa
"Cats aren't pets. They're roomies that don't pay rent." ~Jason
"I think my puke has changed magnetism all of a sudden." ~Lisa
"I'm fine...now my knees bend BOTH ways!" ~Jason
"Come on Anna, take your punishment like a man..." ~Nick
"Aww...I feel left out...I want Nick's wet noodle too!" ~Lisa
"Hey you two, no foreplay in my chat room...only rampant sex." ~Kris
"I fell out of a pear tree trying to catch the Partridge family." ~Kris
"Hi, I have a penis. I qualify as a man." ~Nick
"Before now, I never realized how many people have seen and touched my breasts...this is slightly disturbing." ~Anna
"Nick just cocked his chicken." ~Kris
"I've been distracted by monkey boy." ~Nick
"DIGITAL NOOGIE OF DOOM ON LISA!" ~Jason
"Nothing beats a waterbed" ~Liz "Except a sharp stick." ~Jason
"I know I got zinged, but someone tell me how." ~Nick
"Damn you and your choosy Sim alter ego!" ~Nick
"Well we all knew that Nick likes sticky buns" ~Lisa
"You should visit my chandelier sometime...it's...pointy." ~Jason"
"Well if THAT'S not birth control, I don't know what is!" ~Kris (to Lisa)
"Oh, sure, Anna has to top us all the time." ~Nick
"Aww...I miss your fuzzy thing Lisa!" ~Anna
"And this is all because I'm a Latino transsexual." ~Nick
"Conversations held late night between sexually frustrated improvers." ~Nick
"It's a spacstic grope Nick party!" ~Lisa
"You can't fit it in sideways, big boy." ~Nick
"I must say I have proof...I have felt the boob." ~Kris
"Sorry, I'm busy pining for the fjords." ~Jason
"I wear the underwear of the future!" ~Jason
"By the way Jason, I need that pink lace thong back." ~Anna
"Anna's all brown and hard wood, and I'm all pastels, sex, and chemistry" ~Lisa
"1..2..3..LIFT!" "But...my...no...UNDERWEAR!!!" ~Andrew and Anna
"Fed up with boys" ~Lisa and Anna
"Crisis - open 24 hours" ~Lisa and Anna
"Ooga booga booga!" ~Kris, while holding a very large stick
"I'm gonna invade HIS personal space in a minute..." ~Anna
"Speakee English?" ~Andrew
"Be the pole!" ~Rich
"I'm going to kill you with my poodle of mass destruction!" ~Kris
"Where are the prostitutes?!" ~AJ
"Andrew, get my fuzzy thing off your head!" ~Lisa
"Stop provo-poking Anna!" ~Lisa
"Rule #3: Rule #2 is stupid!" ~Dan
"Stair-chacking!" ~Kris
"I can do Jackie Stan Chunts!" ~Kris