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"You bought me a red shirt! And look! It goes on my body!" ~Darrin
"Ok, so Mary squirts out the kid..." ~Rory
"And how long have you been a monkey?" ~Jason
"There's cream inside!" ~Darrin
"It's a lot of fun being dead." ~Darrin
"You left me on the grill overnight!" ~Anna
"Is it Arbor Day?" ~Darrin
"Kiss the shaft!" ~Steve
"Unleash the fury!" ~Jason
"You're right, it's more fun with two people." ~Darrin
"Dan's not picking on anyone...except Anna."
�The boobs will be abundant in a minute!" ~Anna
"The madrigal is the best place for a bullet to be lodged." ~Jason
"She says she wants her space! Well I got a space for her, right in the corner of my bedroom!" ~Darrin
"Hey Lisa, you wanna go be wenches?" ~Anna
"I'd rather have you shooting heroin than eating lemons." ~Rory to Charlotte
"I slept with your girlfriend...every night...for the last month..." ~Jason
"Someone is dissatisfied with my chicken!" ~Steve
"I didn't mean to hit you there, I wanted to take out your legs." ~Mike B
AJ-"Are you dancing?" Chad- "I'm white."
"She's roofalicious!" ~Steve
"Let's go somewhere with less flies...so...not Erie." ~Rory
"That's why you're the smart commentator and I'm just a retired horse-thrower." ~Mike B
"No, I just said that to get you to touch it." ~Rory
"I don't think you want to see that..." ~Nick
"Wait a minute...556...?" ~Darrin
"Let's blow the shit out of these kids!" ~Rich
"That's a Transformer of a phallic symbol!" ~Pat "And what do they call it, Optimus Erectionus?" ~Rich
"There are one-winged llamas?" ~Mike H
"I'm fighting the unholy legions of the undead!" ~Jason
"Everything is great! Everything is good! I can't die!" ~AJ
Lisa- "You know what they say about guys on short leashes?" Brett-"What, they get neckburn?"
"Red mustard is the devil!" ~Mike
"Two inches makes a really big difference." ~Anna
"I don't wanna break it, but I can't shove it in there anymore." ~Lisa
"I'm sorry for making your sack sticky." ~Kris
"Ow, I hit your rod." ~Kris
"Eww...you got it all over my sack." ~Steve
"But I want chicken wings, because I know buffaloes don't have wings. I'm a bio major." ~Kris
"There is nothing sexier than the word 'bassoon' " ~Steve
"Kris you look like a Gay Abe Lincoln." ~Andrew
Which do you guys prefer: floppy or erect?" ~Nick
Kris to random boy at Darien Lakes: "Hey Kid! Your dog is dead!" �Now Kris, what if he really has a dog and he gets home and it�s dead?� �Well, then I�d be right.�