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"Sign up for the Improv Society and Darrin DeMarco will strip naked!" ~Activities Night
"Give it to us in the chatroom." ~Steve
Lisa - "It looks like Nick's tired." Nick - "You bet your sweet tits and ass I am!"
"Fuck me with a bag of dogs!" ~Anna *using a Drago-ism*
"That rookie took a left punch and went down faster than a whore on an executive." ~Lisa
"Dude, I didn't know we had a rabbi." ~Lisa
"I didn't get to poke you yet!" ~Anna
"I'm not touching it...but I'll poke it with a stick." ~Steve
"Yeah, seizure, bitch...I WANNA SEE A SEIZURE!" ~Lisa
"Dude, I'm gonna climb that fucking tree and throw your ass out of it if you don't stop." ~Lisa
"*thwacks Lisa with a stick* No!" ~Nick
"Yes Nick, you're now in possession of the squirrel's nuts, they'll be awarded to you at the end of Xmas break." ~Steve
"I think Nick won the nuts." ~Lisa
"I'm having doritos. No assembly required." ~Anna
"There will be a three way with the squirrel, Nick and Lisa." ~Steve
"And of course, Nick is the first ready to screw the squirrel..." ~Lisa
"Come here, you tasty little critter." ~Nick
"Hello everybody, and welcome to the first round of Screw the Squirrel!" ~Steve
Corg - "So this isn't girly, sissy rage?" Kris - "No, it's the kind of rage that comes from having your mech destroyed by a catapult."
"I am a fuzzy pink ball of rage." ~Kris
"The goblets have sex." ~Liz
"Nice Liz. You just invited 6 people to the wedding. Depending on where they have the reception, that's about $500-$700" ~Anna
Mike- "GET OUT OF MY HEAD ALIEN SPAWN!" Steve- "Fine, I'll remove my lobo probe."
Lisa-"Anna...there's two of us, and two naked men." Anna- "Yeah, but it's Nick and Brett...not all that interesting."
"My penis is bigger than yours! I have a bigger penis than both of the girls here!" ~Brett
Brett- "I'm making a statement" Anna- "What? You're not only short, you're a little less than well endowed? Is THAT the statement?"
"Jesus Christ!!! Brett, why are you naked?!" ~Anna
"Mike needs sex, he has blue balls everyone" ~Brett
"So before I go, kiddies, I'll leave you with a word of fucking wisdom...I'M ALL ABOUT THE CLAM!!!!!" ~Mike S
Lisa- "Ok, look, this isn't preschool where we have group naptime, ok?" Nick- "exactly! Now would you stop cock blocking me!" Mike S- "Dude, you get the FUCK out of my bed"
"Rory has a nice ass!" ~Collective thoughts of the Improv Society :)
"I don't have legs...I don't like bread...I don't have french loaf...*thwack* Hello! I hate you!" ~Anna and Lisa
Lisa- "And what is the exact definition of a naplet, anyways?" Anna- "I don't know, I always thought it was a little napkin!" *Keep in mind this is at 3am when we're both lying in our beds, I actually got OUT of bed to write this*
"Do not puke! The stage is so pristine!" ~Rich
"Tops-brand Lithgow." ~Dan
Rich- "And he's been having wet dreams ever since!" Nick- "And he would know, he's my roommate!"
"I like tighty-whities, they make me happy." ~Nick
"Nick is overcoming puberty..." ~Dan
"You'd think that if we shared brains you would know this, but NO, we have to share sides." ~Rich
"Boy, it's a good thing my pillow is in the shape of a big green penis!" ~Lisa
Steve- "Can I kiss you?" Rory- "If you can find my lips, go for it."
"The 'I-don't-want-to-have-a-baby' drink is a morning-after pill dissolved in Jack Daniels" ~Kris
Nick- "Did you read The Book?" Brett- "Yes, but it's all 'Letters to the Editor' "
"KA-BONG" ~Charlotte + Rory
"That is a nice physical representation of an abstract idea" ~Nick
"You think I'm a big fat latino transsexual horse" ~Lisa
Sarah- "If God" was a dog, what kind of dog would he be?" Darrin- "A dyslexic one."
"Not at the hands of MY feet!" ~Lisa
"Wow, check out the taco muffin on THAT one!" ~Rory
"Now, to give your thesis support, use your verbal Wonderbra." ~Kris
"Some people say that beautiful women are hard to come by. I find it rather easy, especially when they are helping." ~Steve
"This is what happens when i get tired...things slip out of me that just arent meant to be out there." ~Anna
"Dammit, I dont get any!!! why cant I get any??" ~Anna
"Yeah, I like the feel of this...the touch, the feel, of navy blue." ~Steve
"If Alanis is god, i'm now an atheist." ~Anna
"I am going to form the first society for procrastonaters... I just have to get around to booking the hotel" ~Kris
"I say we sacrifice the English major to our illiterate God." ~Steve
"hi, my name is Lisa and I'm a pastels, sex, and Chemistry major" ~Lisa
"ADD, americas excuse for little kids to take drugs so they don't act like little kids." ~Steve
"MIKE WAZOWSKI!"
"NEVER use the words "back" and "sex" in the same sentence" ~Lisa
"It's like Pandora's box...only nonsexual!" ~Kris
"Rory the Wadmaster!" ~Lisa "Now, something tells me that name's gonna stick." ~Rory
"I don't do women." ~Rich
"Here, have a Coke and shut the fuck up." ~Darrin
"Well when Everest mounts Saint Helens, they'll have little baby foothills!" ~Lisa
"Ow...Nothing goes up that hole!" ~Liz
"And now for our next game, Brett's Dance Party!" ~Brett
"If I've learned anything since freshman year, it's to leave my ass end hanging out in the parking lot." ~Steve
"Jesus Christ! Where is my spatula?!?!" ~Charlotte
"It's hard to keep a straight face when you're being eaten." ~Rory
"Some people like it kind of like a donut, you just bite it and the cream comes out." ~Sarah
"He's very protective of his wood." ~Rory
"Aww! I missed Nick with his pants down?" ~Darrin
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten the Virgin Mary." ~Kris
"I am a walking Tops ad. Someone shoot me." ~Lisa
"Hey, I can only wish that as many people had touched my breasts as have touched yours." ~Lisa
"I can't run when I'm naked. Certain things aren't supposed to bounce like that." ~Anna
"*sigh* Why does Anna always end up naked?" ~Lisa
"Lisa, you're killing the mood here. I'm trying to distract them by seduction, not give them a craving for Taco Bell." ~Anna
"*pushes Darrin and Kris off the wall...Darrin and Kris have a great fall...*" ~Lisa
"I'm gonna moonwalk all over yo ass." ~Darrin
"Thank you...you have this odd craving for head cheese." ~Kris
"*shakes head* Looks like we have to kill a zombie, guys." ~Anna
"Ow, can you do that with your hands?" ~Anna
"Oh, man, it's a big sausage fest in here!" ~Darrin
"We're all one big happy...dysfunctional...family :)" ~Anna
"Don't mess with Texas." ~Mike S
"Who'd have guessed Kris would have beaten ANYONE in a DANCE contest??" ~Anna
"So, which is worse for you to eat: Easy Cheese, or the Virgin Mary?" ~Kris
"Why don't you just go sit and perform for your artsy friends and go wank off for a half an hour?" ~Dan