Shempae: My profile is listed first because I'm better.

Matt: But the logical thing to do would be to go in alphabetical order. Which makes me go first! I'm also the better one so BLAH!!

Shempae: But my real name comes before yours so BLAH!!!

Matt: But not your FIRST name! I win two out of three so I go first!! *Laughs cruelly at Shempae's expense*

Shempae: You really WANT to go first?

Matt: Yup.

Shempae: Fine, fine. I know all about your teenage angst...so I guess you can go first.

Matt's Bio
Matt speaks out. With scrolling text. Beware the wolves in tuxes.

Shempae's Bio
The major force behind this site, and also a supporter/propagander of abolishing Real Life. Shempae believes in free bandwith, free love, and free sugar.