The Bio of Matt. Matt's Bio. The Bio that is Matt's. This Bio belongs to Matt.
Oh boy oh boy!! It's my prodigious little profile!! It just makes me so anxious!! TEE-HEE!! It makes me SO anxious that I HAD to put the wolves in tuxes on my page!! HURRAH!! Okay, if you care enough to read on then you may read on. And don't worry, I've put several unbreakable locks on this page, Shempae can't get in...so you're safe.
Since I really have nothing better to do with my life, I make several different pointless sites. I assure you, I have NEVER made a site with a point in my entire life.
Making this site was actually not my idea. Shempae came to me and asked me if I wanted to make a site. I was already making a site with three different people as well as making two on my own but I figured, "WHAT HARM COULD IT DO?!" so I agreed.
We were trying to fing a site address. It wasn't going very well. First we tried "Wilson" but that was already taken. Then "Prodigious Wilson" and pretty soon it was warped into "Link_Wilson". Wouldn't you know it? Someone had taken that one too. So then we tried to be extra origional and make it "Link_Wilson_Genma". It was origional enough. Then we came up with a good password. At least...I THINK it was a good password because both of us forgot it a minute later when we were trying to log in. Sniff. So then we had take one of the computer's passwords and those are usually dumb. But we decided "WHY THE HELL NOT?!"
So anyway, as for my life...I'm a middle child...waaaa...one sister and a brother. My brother is a knave, my sister is prodigious...sometimes and as for me, I'm ALWAYS prodigious.
Sorry, my life is boring you you probably don't want to hear about it. I wouldn't want to hear about it if I were some innocent bystander who wanted to look at something interesting and just came out with my life story!!
So um...go away now.
Seriously.
Still here?
Sigh.
Are you expecting something interesting? Too bad, you're not going to get it. BWA!!
Shempae's Bio!!Matt: Try here. There might be something worth looking at.
Shempae: Hwi Matt!! I'm here!! This is a quite impressive bio...
Matt: HUH?! SHEMPAE?! BAD SHEMPAE!! NO!! No treat for you tonight!!
Shempae: *Wince*
Matt: How did you get in here anyway?
Shempae: Well, you put up several complex, unbreakable locks, but thats nothing me and a little sugar can't handle!!(Plus, most of them I could just gnaw off!!)
Matt: Then I'll just have to sneak into your page when you're not looking!! *Foam*
