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| Arthur Anderson�s Advice Ms. Barton�s face couldn�t be redder Over burning her ex-husband�s letter. There would be no inferno If she knew what we know: Be safe; use a document shredder! Terry Barton�s Reply A. Anderson, you�ll never learn. What you pay, so you also will earn. I didn�t conspire When starting my fire But you did, so you surely must burn. Get the story |
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| A Shining Example? Thought our lake could avoid �silent spring?� Now �Erie� has an ominous ring Since researchers have learned That the �dead zone�s� returned In a plot line that�s pure Stephen King. Get the story |
| You can give John Ashcroft his due For defending the Red, White and Blue. But give him more power? That�s sure to turn sour. He�ll be taking some liberties too! Get the story |
| To criticize Bush isn�t fair, For not stopping September�s nightmare. Even though FBI Knew Al Qaeda could fly, You�ll find no intelligence there. Get the story |
| Where No Savant Has Gone Before My request may seem a bit dotty And my knowledge of physics is spotty; But it�s just been reported, �Photons teleported.� I�m ready, so beam me up, Scotty! Get the story |
| Southwest, with your latest advance, You have grown far to big for your pants. Cuz I�m built extra-large, I must pay extra charge? Will that mean extra service? Fat chance! Get the story |
| So Congress and Bush are on edge Since a federal judge drove a wedge Between Church and State. Now they seek to berate Anyone who will not take the pledge. But why must they meet the decision With all the inflated derision? For a land �under God,� Don�t you think it quite odd That hypocrisy�s our state religion? Get the story |
| International criminal courts? We Americans aren�t such good sports. We would try other nations, But expect dispensations When it comes to exposing our warts! Get the story |
| Striking it rich? M.L.B., can there be any doubt That it�s time fans exerted some clout. While you millionaires bicker Over who gets rich quicker; One more strike and we�re calling you �out!� Get the story |
| �To attack or not to attack?� That�s the question posed on Iraq. But its Arabic neighbors Don�t favor such labors, Which they see as another Bushwhack Get the story |
| Vin Diesel, with speed and with stealth, You have risen in status and wealth. But now, E. P. A. Should have the last say, Cuz your acting�s a hazard to health. Get the story |
| To Kelly Clarkson A wave of good will, nearly tidal, Anointed you �Pop Star, Most Vital;� Just because television Has become the religion That makes each American idle. Get the story |
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