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| The Hounds to the Fox Mr. Blair, let�s be perfectly blunt. We don�t care if U.K. bears the brunt Of world terrorism; You�re destined for schism If you dare interfere with �The Hunt� Get the story |
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| In Hershey, a town most bucolic, The residents raved, vitriolic, So their trust could be saved For the sugar depraved And their children could be chocoholic. Get the story |
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| �What a bleedin� incredible stunt It is knightin� the Stone�s leadin� runt,� Says Keith, �I�ll concede I can get what I need, But, Sir Mick, you can get what you want!� Get the story |
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| What about Franz? Well, sir� Some have fine musicians to boast. Some have concert halls they can toast. It all comes together In Cleveland, however. We m�st be the best; we have M�st! Get the story |
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| To Tim Hagan: Bet you wish you could take the big gaffe back? Or fit your web site with a laugh track? Since they've no sense of humor; Or at least that's the rumor As to how you got caught in the Taft flak. Get the story |
| Iraq OK'd weapons inspection As a ploy to create misdirection From what Lampsos has said About Saddam in bed And her failure of missile detection. Get the story |
| To Congress: If you're looking to force out Iraq's Current despot, well just hold your socks! Remember Pandora? Don't seek war before a Solution that's outside the box. Get the story |
| When Bonds� record went over the wall Two fans tried to grab for it all. While they battle in court, Here�s the scouting report: Common sense has just bobbled the ball! Get the story |
| Those caught stealing from old Saks Fifth Ave.�ll Likely find that their lives will unravel. But for felony crime, Ryder�s not doing time. That�s unless she shoplifts the gavel. Get the story |
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| Papa Bush, how you must rue the day That you first let the twins out to play. �Can we borrow the car, Dad? We�re not going far.� Just the path from EZ to AA! Get the story |
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