Lilys Interview
by Stuart Grayson & Robin Allport
The Garage in Islington has got to be one of the best venues in the country to see a band, and we were lucky enough to catch up with Kirt from the Lilys after they opened up for Urusei Yatsura. The Lilys have been kicking around now for a few years, enjoying some success in the USA with their last couple of long players, and most notably having one of their tracks as the backing to a Calvin Klein advert. They have just released their third album , 'Better Can't Make Your Life Better' in the UK to press acclaim and are currently backing this up with a series of live dates in the capital.
So Kirt, can you sum up the Lilys current mood in one word?
"Freebies."
One sound?
"Streamlined." (Is that a sound?)
OK, if you could rename various members of the British
Royal Family, what would you call them?
"Scott, Mark, Paddy and Esther."
If the band could be sponsored by a product, what would
that product be?
"Clarks."
If aliens landed in your back yard, what would you do?
"The first time or the second time?."
The first time
"See what kind of tea they like
whether they like
herbal or jasmine. Do you drink jasmine tea?"
I don't drink tea or coffee.
"You don't drink tea or coffee?? You're not a caffeine
person?"
Its a bit of a soft drug for me.
"I actually enjoy the taste of Jasmine Tea, so its
like
double your pleasure!"
Each to his own
Well, personally I am a beer and fags
man myself.
"Ahh
that's the other twelve hours of my day. Beer and
fags
good god!"
If you were collared by Dennis Pennis, what would you do?
"Den..Nis
Pen
Nis? What's Dennis Pennis?"
(A member of support band Eska then parp up and inform Kirt
that Dennis Pennis is "He's a guy that comes along and
absolutely tries to ridicule you in front of loads of
people.")
"I would probably tell him that I wasn't shocked to find out
that his mother is a man."
Barbara Bush, Hilary Clinton, Nancy Reagan - Which one do
you do?
"There's a thing we have in America called 'The First Lady
Menage-A-Trois' and I'd just take all three and find out what
each one was good for. I mean, a first lady is a first
lady
.it doesnt matter which one you bag, if you can bag all
three
. If there is a choice and you have all three in the
room, then you take 'em all
. Experiment and
explore
you create...My God! Impregnating three first ladies
that were impregnable
that's what the aliens gave me - the
ability to inseminate women past their flowering time. Thats what
I said to the aliens, 'Here is some tea, and thankyou for the
superspunk. Oh, and when will the Norwegians rule the world?'
"..... "You know they're planning on it, a hostile
takeover of the world."
If you are stranded on a desert island, and you can take 5
luxury items with you, what would they be?
"Urrm
A Smelting Operator, so that I could mould some
of my own natural ores of the island. A thousand and one wood
carving, and Ream My Ass 2, from the exotic buttmasters
collection, because if I am by myself I am going to have to see
some serious ass fucking, cos I know that I had been dealt a sour
hand and know that the world was putting me on this desert island
with an iron smelting device and a wood carving machine."
Why not take a woman with you then?
"What?! A woman is not really an item."
Well, we have asked similar questions of other bands, and
they have opted for particular women
"Well, that doesn't really count of possession though.
That's very feminist of me
yes im looking to get laid. Three
things
if I was to take three other
things
hmm
Shit man, this is a pretty involved
question. I would actually like to see what I could make when I
was there, if I was gonna be able to build something really
massive that would have taken the egyptians 200,000 men to
build
I will just start small!"
When you were at school, what did you want to change your
name to?
"My friends chose it for me, they called me Wally. If you
look at any american press for the first four years of the band,
I was referred to as Wally because even the writers did not know
that my name was Kirt."
What message have you got to the people on the Internet?
"Be patient
.I'll be dead soon."
(Note: all misspelling and errors left intact from original interview)
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