I hate movies. But I do like to spout off my opinions, so here are my reviews of some movies that I forced myself to see. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Old Reviews:

Ah... Mem'ries -- The X-Files movie. So what the f*** is a "Radio Picture?"*

*Anyone who gets that reference gets to be Geek of the Year.

New Reviews:

X-Men -- "a priest, a rabbi, and a mutant go into a bar..."
Red Shoe Diaries -- I write "penis"! Go see!

A new category:

Old Films I Wish I Hadn't Seen

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