About the site?
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Where?
Somewhere in Central Florida. (Motto: "Keep those chads barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.")
What?
Features: my journal, reviews, and unsolicited opinions. Also, perhaps some links.
Notes:
All graphics on this site are mine unless otherwise noted. I can't stop anyone from downloading pics for their own use, even passing them off as their own work, but if my demon minions ever bring me news of any such activities, I will loose the flesh-eating ghouls I keep in my attic and they will dine on the perpetrator's liver, a la Tartare. That goes double for any of my writings.
The monstrosity pictured on the opening page can be seen on I-4 heading west out of Orlando. Say good-bye to Disney World. (If you get too close to The Structure, demonic forces suck you into the Other Dimension. Strange chantings have been heard and weird lights seen on special midnights such as Walpurgis Night; will there soon be found traces of uncanny stains and markings on the interstate? Look for details in the Weekly World News "soonish.")
The sounds on these pages are from The Daily Wav. If you cannot hear the sounds, then your speakers are off, or your browser is not configured to hear .wav files. You won't be missing anything.
Copyright, blah blah, January, 2001, A. H.