Massachusetts or lose it

At the airport, Carly picked up Alicia Sacramone in a rental car. The Mustang was now officially evidence, and as such, could not even be cleaned of the vomit Nastia had filled it with.
�Eww, big night out?� Alicia said when she was shown the crime scene.
�No, just Nastia and her sushi binges.� Carly replied and looked over at Alicia.
�Oh yeah, I know how binges are. Chellsie Memmel always goes feckin� nuts when we�re out somewhere together. I think she does it even when she�s home all alone, but of course we aren�t talking sushi here, if you know what I mean.�
Carly nodded, yes, she knew. Everyone knew. Chellsie wouldn�t be making those silly mistakes if she weren�t so hungover every time she had a meet. All those lovebites didn�t help her judge appeal either.

�Alicia, I wouldn�t have gotten you out here if I didn�t desperately need you.� Carly bowed her head.
�Haha, that�s what he said too�err, I mean, I�m listening.�
�Nastia has gone missing. Someone has stolen her from this very car.�
Alicia looked Carly in the eye for the first time.
�Why would someone steal a girl covered in puke? That isn�t exactly on my Christmas wish list��

Alicia walked around the car a couple of times. She had a very serious look on her face.
�I think it�s time to bring out Alicai. Are you sure you can handle this, Carly?�
�Um�sure�what�s Alicai?�
Alicia scratched Carly�s noggin.
�Alicai is my other personality. She is a vicious bloodhound with x-ray vision who will hunt down Nastia�s kidnappers and tear them a new one. I put her on when I do my floor exercise!� Alicia said and gave a beaming smile before she saluted in front of the car.
�Okay, to awaken Alicai we�ll need some soap and a freshly murdered chicken. Oh, and two Spanish oranges.�
�Can they be Mexican?� Carly asked, trailing after Alicia back to the rental car.
�No. Mexican oranges anger Alicai.�

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