Crossed my mind, she�s made of chalk

The girls drove to Kum & Go In Plano to get the necessary supplies.
�Oooh, I want some tampons too, hold my phone.� Alicia shoved Carly out of the way and ran to the aisle with all the lady stuff.
�TAMMMMPONNNNNNS! YES SIR!� she screamed. Carly could hear her from a distance, and when she finally got over there, she found Alicia buried under a thousand packets of feminine hygiene products.
�Ummmm�like, Alicia. Are you supposed to have to use those? Are you taking a break from training or something?�
Carly scratched her noggin � Alicia couldn�t do it this time, cos she was busy playing with tampons.
�Vroooom vroooom vroooom!� was the only reply, slightly muffled from underneath all of the cotton.

Carly decided to go and find what they needed, and while she was paying, Alicia had to be escorted out of the store by security, who got some nasty bruises in return for dragging the mighty Sacramone out by the feet.
�Ugh, Alicia, can you be any more embarrassing? It�s like shopping with my mother�� Carly finally said after they were far enough away from the store for it to be safe to acknowledge her friend without ruining her professional reputation.
�I have to live here, you know.�
�Yeah, sorry, I just get carried away sometimes. God, I love tampons.� Alicia bowed her head and looked at the ground.
Carly got into the car, but when Alicia just stood still staring at the pavement, she rolled the window down.
�Um, what are you doing? We have to get this ritual of yours completed so we can find Nastia�if she�s been kidnapped, she hasn�t had the chance to check her MySpace and you know how much of a catastrophe that is!�
�Yeah but look at this�it�s a message written with chalk. It looks like a drunk person wrote it�or someone retarded�� Alicia said, and crouched down to study it further.
Carly got out of the car and read out loud;
�OMG I�M LIEK SSSSOOO�

A moment of silence.

�That�s Nastia speak!! It�s a clue, Alicia!�

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