Voodoo

Carly photographed the chalk graffiti and they drove back to the office. Gael Mackie was still sitting there, or rather, she was passed out on the floor. She had gotten bored while waiting for Carly and Alicia to return, and had, as Canadians(and Russians) do, hit the liquor. Due to her not being a regular drinker, she was completely unconscious when the girls came into the office.
�Gael Mackie? Wake up, Gael Mackie!� Carly shouted and shook the tiny girl. It didn�t help.
�Waaait, I know her. We�re, like, friends or something.� Alicia said, and drew obscene things on Gael Mackie�s forehead with a permanent marker.
�That�s so mean�she�s going to kick your ass when she wakes up...� Carly said, trying to sound responsible, but she couldn�t stifle her laughter at all.
�I�d like to see her try. Especially when Alicai comes home. Where can I set up?�

Carly showed Alicia over to a far corner and gathered some candles in a circle around them.
�Give me the chicken, Carly.�
�Amen to the lord!�
�Give me the soap.�
�His worrrrd shalll be spread!�
�Um, Carly, stop being a Texan for one moment, please?�
�Well, boy howdy, I�m sorry!�

Alicia shook her head and washed her hands with the soap. Then she swallowed the chicken whole and started furiously vomiting everywhere.
�Ewwww OMG I soooo need new friends!� Carly said and tried to jump out of the way.
When Alicia was done, she fainted. Carly looked around.
�Well, if my mother were to see this, she�d get the wrong idea and I�d be grounded for life.�

SUDDENLY(are you getting tired of these yet?) Alicia moved. She stood up and looked straight at Carly.
�I am Alicai, your master and servant.� she said.
�Um, what? That doesn�t make sense. Are you okay, Alicia? Er, I mean, Alicai?�
�I�m the best I�ve ever been. Now let�s kick some ass for America. This is kind of a crappy arena, where are we, Turkmenistan? And where are all the judges? And why is Gael Mackie passed out over there on the floor mat?� Alicai looked at the office.
�Oh, um, this is my office, we�re in Plano, there are no judges, and to answer your last question�from drink.�
�No judges? Feckin� yeahhhh!� Alicai did a jig around the room.
When she was done, she blew out the candles, or rather, she stepped on them with her bare feet, cos she�s tough as nails and all that. Then she ate the two Spanish oranges whole(it�s a thing with this girl�she never chews, she just swallows. Maybe that�s why the boys like her.) and her eyes turned red as blood, and the snow came down, and it was Christmas at last.
�Wow, it�s Christmas? It was just June a moment ago. Time flies when you�re doing voodoo rituals in Plano!� Carly clapped her hands and accidentally kicked Gael Mackie in the stomach.
�Unnghh�� Gael Mackie muttered as she woke up.
�YOU need an ASPIRIN!� Carly shouted right in her ear.
Alicai came over and picked Gael Mackie up from the floor. She was still so drunk that she didn�t realise what was happening.
�Ahhh, I knew I could fly if I just put my mind to it! I really am a jedi!� she shouted, but then puked. Alicai put her down again.
�Well, that was a waste of time. Let�s find Nastia.�

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