SMS:1
Aaj agar aap ka sms aaye ga to hi hum roti khain
gay...
warna...
warna...
ghusse me panir paratha aur chicken palao k baad
ice cream kha kar hi din guzar lein gain.
SMS:2
Hum ko hum hi se churalo
Dil mein kahin tum chupa lo
Hum akale kho na jain
Dor tum se ho na jain
Pas aao
aao
aao
Rukoo!
Rukoo!
Pehle safeguard se naha lo.
SMS:3
Hoooo
Hahahahaha
Kia hukam ha mere aaqa!
Aaqa: mere lia aik haseen larki lao!
Gin:Aaqa jee! mein gin hoon koi kanjar nahi.
SMS:4
Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chhorh Do
Chupke Chupke Yon Nazar Milana Chhorh Do
Kisi Din Bohat Pito Gay Unse Tum
Yeh Masjidon Se Jootay Churana Chhorh Do.
SMS:5
YU HI CHALTE RAHE IN AJNABI RAASTON PE
JIN PE MANZIL KA KOI NASHAN NA THA
KARTE RAHE INTZAAR UN KA
JIN K AANE KA KOI AMKAAN NA THA
RAHI DIL MAIN PHIR B EK UMEED
JIS K PURE HONE KA KOI SAMAN NA THA
SMS:6
Maan beti se"aray yai kibab pelay pelay se hain
aur karway bi
beti"amman!aap ne hi to kha tha k jab kou cheez
jal jaey tu usse
Burnal laga dia jaey."
SMS:7
Wo bhi kia DIN huma karte thay,
Jablog DEEWANOO ki Tarha tum ko KISS kiya karte
thay,
per thi app ki KISMAT kharab,
Us waqt app 1 SAAL ke huwa karte then,...
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