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SMS:1
kash tu mera bkra honda....teno piyar nal patte
panda...tere singaan no phar ke halanda...te tenu piyar nal pochda .tu
pagal wan ke main....tey tu piyar nal bolda .....mainnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
SMS:2
Put your hand on my hand andhold my back with your
other hand, touch your lips with my lips and taste how i am hot, dothis
every day,dont confuse i am a cup of TEA
SMS:3
Thappar marne par
patni ko pati manatae hue bola: aadmi usey marta hay, jise pyaar karta
hay.pa samjaten hain muje app se pyaar naheentni ne pati ko do thappar
mare or boli app kia..
SMS:4
Maine kaha Dil Ruba
Usne kaha balance bhaij
Maine kaha Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Kaise nahi
Maine kaha Mehangai Hai
Usne kaha Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai..
SMS:5
Is Dil ka kaha mano ik kaam kardo ik benaam c
mohabat mere naam kardo Meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsan kardo Ghar se naha
kar niklo Poray ilaqay ko hairaan kar do!
SMS:6
Aik aap hain ke kitne sweet hain. aik aap hain ke
kitne cute hain. aik aap hain ke kitne lovely hain. Aik hum hain ke jhoot
pe jhoot bol rahe hain
SMS:7
dil main aik shor sa ho rahah hai bina sms dil bor
ho raha hai kaheen aisa to naheen aik piyara sa dost hum se door ho raha
hai
SMS:8
Na chahat hai sitaron ki
Na tamanna hai nazaron ki
Bas ap jaisa dst mil jaye
Jo mat maar de saroon ki
SMS:9
Duniya buri ho sakti hay aap nai,
Duniya bewafa ho sakti hay aap nahi,
duniya gandi ho sakti hay aap nahi,
kuty ke dom sedi ho sakti !!! hay aap nahi!!!
SMS:10
Mubarak ho DOST
tum har 5 mint baad TV p aaney lage
ho,
Sab ko Hasane lage ho,
Aur aate he kehte ho....
0900 78601
Tele Fun
Tele Fun
SMS:11
Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat ha aap ko roz dekhne ki,
Per wo kambakht
"MADARI"
aap ko roz lata nahi.
SMS:12
kahn: Hamara bivi hum ko chor k chala
gaya.
Friend: Tum us k khayal nahi rakhta
ho ga.
Khan: O nahi
oye! kasam se saga bahan ki tarha pyar karta tha.
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