-Our Factory Trained and Certified Repairmen-

Lightning Fast VCR Repair has two whole factory trained and certified repairmen that are always on duty everyday of the week with no vacation days.

They are both idiot savants when it comes to repairing VHS and other media players that were invented before 2000. We pay them both exceptionally poorly.

Mike

Mike originally hails all the way from Arizona, where he was the best VCR Repair in that state in the 90s. But we headhunted him during the late 90s and he's been with Lightning Fast VCR Repair ever since. An invaluable asset, Mike keeps our other repairman Jay well in-line and repairing VCRs He also has an insatiable love of fried chicken, which is why we pay him with buckets of it. We're not really sure what else he does besides repair VCRs and eat fried chicken as whatever sad and pathetic life he possibly lives outside of Lightning Fast is unknown to us.

Jay

Jay is a Milwaukee local who has been in the VCR repair business since the 80s as a slave child. Jay's been repairing VCRs since he was a wee baby at the age of 10 and has since grown up to become on of the best in the entire state. Since Jay was refused an education as a child, he's not all there and often gets confused by things that aren't repairing VCRs. So we stress that our customers limit their interaction with Jay while he is on the job and in life entirely. He is known to go into a psychotic rage when confronted with anything that isn't VCR related.