| Tub Bunnie TB (as we like to call him) was a relic from the Deek days of old. These would not be the Deek days of old, old, but the Deek days of brother Jason. How TB found his way to Converse Hall may never be known, but Jeff mistakingly opened the package, unleashing a horror that has not been seen since the Chucky movies. (My God, those were horrible!) TB currently resides wherever he can get some play. Designed to act as a child's bathing toy, TB can now only find his needs met by many anonymous partners. |
| The Late Awesome Possum Awesome Possum showed up one morning in garbage can #1 of the Lifestyles House over one summer. Dan had put in leftover dog food, which our marsupial friend was particularly fond of. After engorging himself on Kibbles and Bits and Bits and Bits, Awesome Possum laid down for a deep sleep. He's so cute when's he's asleep. But one day he was found at the bus stop wet as a dead rat. He is sleeping, right, mommy? |
| Deek Hometown: Roanoke, VA He is a man of honor and loves his AMW! His hobbies include eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch and knitting. |
| Simon Hometown: Oakton, VA He is a PHYSICal man! He was also voted most likely to become King of England or a caterpillar. Great heavy machinery! |
| Spencer Hometown: Midlothian, VA He was the King of the Trojans in high school. Lube up this traitorous dog, and philosophize about THAT for a while! |
| Kevyn Hometown: Mountain Lakes, NJ He makes love to the microphone so sweetly you need bi-monthly dental checkups. He is WXJM's production director or some shiz. |
| Dan Hometown: Reston, VA When you drink out of the JMU bulldog recycle mug, or wear a Madison Wig, you are drinking or wearing part of him. Literally. |
| Jeff R. Madillo Hometown: Middletown, MD a.k.a. "a town in Frederick Co." "Es su juego!" Usted me dar�a un beso si estaba en el equipo del f�tbol.. |
| Pillow Fighter People often confuse him with Spongebob Squarepants. He politely tells them that, no, he is not Spongebob. These Spongebob rumors have to stop! He says, "Eat Ballz." |
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| Dolley Madison A remnant of Deek's drunken trip to Florida, Dolley stowed away back home. But she is still handing out love like nobody's business! She secretly hooks up with Pillow Fighter and Eric. Shhh! Don't tell Deek-o! |
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