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whAt we uP TO...2003
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Friday 12/19/03
Ansell has sent along a third installment of product, so now we're comfortably equipped to the brim with condoms and such, Top Shelf Radio will be giving away top quality prizes next spring.  So keep listening to WXJM!

This week's featured entourage member is Bethanee, here are before and after photos.

Spencer has new GI tract problems.  For info, email
[email protected]!
Just call her B
the new and improved B
Friday 8/15/03
Good stuff!  Marie L. of Ansell has decided to continue their affiliation with us, and in turn, delivered some more promotional goods!  What are they, you ask?  Just check out the photos on the left, complete with the JMU Nascar!  Let's just say that we could wear an outfit consisting ENTIRELY of LifeStyles apparel.

All six residents of the LifeStyles House are also expanding their horizons into the field of radio broadcasting.  Through some of our radio connections, JMU's student-run station,
88.7 WXJM-FM, has given us a time slot on Tuesday nights from 8-10pm.  Kathy O. of Ansell's PR company, is also excited about this opportunity for LifeStyles and is ready to send us listener prize pack giveaways.  Stay tuned to this site for all the info about Top Shelf Radio!
JMU Nascar
JMU Nascar
Wednesday 4/9/03
LifeStyles House News section will not be updated on a regular basis anymore..
Sorry, loyal followers, but you'll just have to get your news from Geraldo 'cause there ain't no interest in the upkeep of the site...however, Photos will be added to once in a while!
We leave you with a picture of Spencer's secret lover.  Who could it be? ;-)
An Inflatable Secret Lover!
Thursday 3/20/03
You will all be pleased to hear that the upstairs shower drain has been unclogged by a super plumber and that we can all take baths in it now.  Yes, all of us at once.
Spring Break took us all around the east coast.  Pictured here is one of the stops of Dan, Deek, Spencer and Jeff in Fort Payne, Alabama.
Simon became cultured in DC's fine collection of museums, and Kevyn went home.
Sunday 3/2/03
Yes, there was a big gap between entries.  So much was going on.
Blizzards brought about more roof-jumping, but unfortunately, flooded the basement, which is where Simon's room happens to be.  And then the standing water crumbled one of the walls completely.  Get a move on, Riner!
Then Kevyn turned 21, and his party was last night...the box of condoms ran out even though there were at least 30 when it started...
Hector the Protector
Hector the Protector!
Sunday 2/2/02
Dan and Jeff both wear orange shirts on Groundhog Day.
Shifty Shell Vador Shock Free Form Power Hour Of Power
James, Roger, Pierce, George, Sean & Timothy
Sunday 1/26/03
James Bond party was a success!  Bond roll call: Simon as Sean Connery, Deek as Roger Moore, Spencer as George Lazenby, Kevyn as Timothy Dalton, Dan as Pierce Brosnan, and Jeff as the original James Bond: Senior Ornithologist at The Royal Titmouse Academy.
Spy Training
Jubilation, Concentration, and Pith Helmet
& Denise
PUSSY GALORE
Jeff y Cabeza
Foosball
Thursday 1/16/03
HAPPY NEW YEAR!  Good to be back.  The house has gone through some major changes thanks to Christmas.  Jeff's foosball table, complete with load-bearing magazines, graces the Haunted Nursery.  One guy, Cabeza, has already lost his head in battle.  Simon's and Deek's lightsabers provide harmless fun for all ages and Dan's women's beach volleyball on GameCube is appreciated solely for its soundtrack.
Kevyn starts up with his love talk show, seXjm Live (Thursday nights Midnight-2am) on 88.7 WXJM.
New neighbors moved in today!  But that's all we know.  Someday we will find out who they are.
Vwing vwing vwinggg
Julio de Cabeza!
Monkey Phone
Foosballlllllllll
Mr.Peepers calls seXjm Live!
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