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Dr. Laura is here to answer many of life's persistent questions.

For instance:

Where is Ms. Right?

Why is her line always busy?

Why does she pull the blinds when I drive by every night?

And a lot of stuff like that.

 

Dr. Laura's back files:

7/25/01
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 8/7/01

Dr. Laura says:

“Remember women – it’s all about you!  I’m here for you!”


Dear Dr. Laura,
My girlfriend cheated on me, ran my credit cards up, quit her job, and stays at home all day on the phone...but I still love her...What should I do? Signed, B.B.

Dear Hon,
Take your right hand and hold it in front of your face, palm facing towards your face. Now bring your hand to touch your forehead....at warp speed. Do this until you come to your senses or pass out...

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Dear Dr. Laura,
Do you think past loves can be rekindled? Signed, Wick

Dear Hon,
This reminds me of a passage from an old rock song...."Don't go where the huskies go...yellow snow..."

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Dear Dr. Laura,
I sometimes wonder if my girlfriend loves me just because of my money...Signed, Tig

Dear Hon,
How much do you make? I'm starting to feel kinda warm about you myself.

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Dear Dr. Laura,
Why can't I find my true love....I've searched...traveled...still alone. Signed, Sleepless

Dear Hon,
Take a number, toots.

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Dear Dr. Laura,
How can I tell a woman is being sincere? Signed, ?

Dear Hon,
When she's asleep.

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Dear Dr. Laura,
My girlfriend is so over-sexed....what can I do? Signed, Tuckered

Dear Hon,
Well....hmmm...I'll tell you what. Let me meet with her and maybe I can help...in some way.

   
 
       
 

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