Dr. Laura is here to answer many of life's persistent questions.

For instance:

Where is Ms. Right?

Why is her line always busy?

Why does she pull the blinds when I drive by every night?

And a lot of stuff like that.

Dr. Laura's back files:

7/25/01
8/7/01

 Dr. Laura says:

“Remember women – it’s all about you!  I’m here for you!”

Dear Dr. Laura:

How do you know when it’s the right time for intimacy?  Signed, L.L.
 
Dear Hon –

My basic rule is… not before jewelry…and I’m not talking plastic, fake stuff…I’m talking real stuff…

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Dear Dr. Laura:

It’s been a long time since I’ve been with a woman.  I’m hoping it’s like riding a bicycle… Signed, B.J.
 
 
Dear Hon –

Whoa girl! HELL NO!  It’s like fishing in a barrel with a shotgun…you’re the fish, they’ve got the shotgun.  My best advice, get her drunk, then she won’t remember anything the next day…then smile a lot, she’ll think it was great, she was great, you were great……

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Dear Dr. Laura:

I’m in love with 2 women and I can’t make up my mind….              Signed, T.M.

Dear Hon –

Stop bragging and save some for the rest of us.
 

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Dear Dr. Laura:

My girlfriend just doesn’t understand me.  I’ve discovering a new me through an Herbalist class, and I feel like I may be a reincarnated wizard.  I’ve had these feelings for a long time.  I think I need to reach my inner level…  Signed, T.C.
 
Dear Hon –

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