HUSBAND Ads in Awake!
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Posted by Mary [Joshua] on March 29, 1999 at 15:26:32 {Ihs.EqJaAwmdgklGQCPUMWQSpdplHcja6}:
I think the Awake! should have a "personal" column for fine young Christian men and women looking to get lucky....I mean married (haha)
I'd advertise something like this:
HUSBAND WANTED: A short, fat, ugly, lazy pioneer sister, with
no personality or social skills (but with moles and hairs growing on my chinny, chin chin) is seeking a gorgeous, rich, tall dark and handsome male who doesn't mind working all day and then coming home to cook us both a gormet meal, do
laundry, clean, scrub and then rub my tush cause I've been watching "Young and the Restless", "Oprah", and "Regis and Kathie Lee" all day and my bum is sore.
He must be cheerful, sensitive and witty, to counteract my fits of rage,
moods that go up and down like Space Mountain, and my PMS days.
Please send your photo along with your vital statistics, your bank account number and a Credit Card (I accept Visa, MasterCard and American Express) with a minimum
$10,000.00 Limit.
In return I will send you a photo that may or may not be me, my bank account number that has been seized by the Government for reasons I can't/won't get into, and my Sears Credit Card/bill that reads "THIS IS YOUR LAST
WARNING!"
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*HUSBAND Ads in Awake! edgy11 18:13:29 3/29/99
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**HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Rick 20:21:05 3/29/99
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***HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Marilyn 22:23:41 3/29/99
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****HUSBAND Ads in Awake! a.j.w. 02:01:33 3/30/99
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**HUSBAND Ads in Awake! ~gc~ 19:07:30 3/29/99
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**HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Mary 18:21:35 3/29/99
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***HUSBAND Ads in Awake! WW 20:28:59 3/31/99
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****HUSBAND Ads in Awake! From Mary - Thanks! 13:41:08 4/02/99
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****HUSBAND Ads in Awake! MARILYN 21:58:26 3/31/99
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***HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Beaver 21:01:15 3/29/99
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****HUSBAND Ads in Awake! edgy11 21:36:01 3/29/99
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*****HUSBAND Ads in Awake! 5GJW 21:53:50 3/29/99
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******HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Beaver 08:00:12 3/30/99
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******HUSBAND Ads in Awake! edgy11 04:31:12 3/30/99
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*******HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Mary 15:34:33 3/30/99
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********HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Marilyn 21:44:26 3/30/99
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*********HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Beaver 23:59:57 3/30/99
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**********HUSBAND Ads in Awake! ~gc~ 05:53:14 3/31/99
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***********HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Beaver 08:43:49 3/31/99
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********HUSBAND Ads in Awake! Beaver 16:11:44 3/30/99
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********HUSBAND Ads in Awake! edgy11 15:57:23 3/30/99
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*********HUSBAND Ads in Awake! ~gc~ 16:17:59 3/30/99
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**********HUSBAND Ads in Awake! edgy11 19:29:50 3/30/99
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**********HUSBAND Ads in Awake! ~gc~....oh yes! 16:23:29 3/30/99
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