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In order to be a true weirdo, a person
must say some of the stupidest things on the planet.
That's where these come in. They are a list of hundreds
of insanely stupid things to say. Read them and hopefully
pick up a few.
Stupid Sayings For The Wise Impaired
201. Hairy things are fun to throw mustard
on.
202. Some people talk in rhymes, and some people
talk in nursery rhymes.
203. Nature is just a big toilet.
204. Criminals like to eat sack lunches.
205. Business men are usually made of peanut
butter.
206. My toast, eggs, and bacon are having a
battle to the death.
207. Wild Bill gave my shoes to the president of
the beans.
208. Puzzles can be put together by wooden dolls.
209. Jars with stuff in them like to build sand
castles.
210. Slouch is a color that hasn’t been
invented yet.
211. Crayons wear feathers and dance around my
clock yelling "Boo Bean!"
212. Bald people need to get haircuts.
213. Yell at my dog and Ill yell at your table.
214. Velcro is made of dried beer.
215. If something doesnt move, put jelly on it.
216. Some parents deprive their children of
kidneys.
217. Old cows should run and eat beans.
218. Paralyzed people need to buy muffins.
219. Electricity comes from naked bears.
220. Buttocks were made for cows to throw darts
at.
221. Old King Cole had a merry old soul and he
sold it for two tooth picks and a piece of smoked
ham.
222. The ceiling is something to throw tortellas
at.
223. Honey is that stuff that drips off of old
peoples ear lobes.
224. Televisions are secretly plotting against us
at night.
225. Eventually all of our products will say
"Made in sewage"
226. Weve all been romantic with bacon some time.
227. If your truck wont go, feed it cheese.
228. Dead flowers are dedicated artists.
229. I leap through mounds of stuffed bears.
230. People who dont speak english must not know
how to.
231. In chess the queen should be forced to wear
a thong.
232. Volcanoes are full of satans vomit.
233. Birds of a feather need to grow some more
feathers.
234. Leather jackets sometimes go "moo"
235. Bill me later, Im growing a milk mustache.
236. Some day the beans will get revenge and eat
us.
237. Streets should be made of burritos.
238. Hospitals and closets should buy envelopes.
239. Beans that play drums should grow arms.
240. Lights let us see the beef thats running
away with all of our belongings.
241. Buy more dead hotdogs.
242. Beans can be invisible.
243. Old cars should be made into hotdogs.
244. Cows that lick trees sometimes plow wheat
fields.
245. I stare at the bushes obsessivly.
246. Flag poles like to chew on jerkey.
247. Jack and Jill went up the hill, but it was
too tall so they went back down.
248. Paper can look sexy.
249. Some bricks are made for throwing. But some
bricks are made to execute dead insects.
250. Peppermints grow on peppermint bushes.
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