| Title |
Message |
| Jokes ALREADY
THERE |
A blonde is on one side
of a lake and yells to another blonde across the lake, How do
I get to the other side? The other blonde yells back, you are
on the other side! |
| BANANA AND
A VIBRATOR |
A banana and a vibrator were
on a bedside table. The banana turns to the vibrator and says
"I don't know what you're shaking for, I'm the one she's
going to eat!" |
| INNOVATIVE
RAPE |
A Sex expert was once asked
whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman
can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down. |
| A RING
|
A ring is round and has
no end, and that’s how long I’ll be your friend.
|
| GOOD TASTE |
A phone is a form of communication,
a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance,
CHOOSING me as your FRIEND is a form of, ehem GOOD TASTE!
|
| YOU'RE NUTS |
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s
office wearing only underwear made of plastic wrap. The psychiatrist
says, "Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts."
|
| BIG SPENDER |
A man had his credit card
stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did. |
| I LOVE YOU |
A man had "I LOVE YOU"
tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife.
"There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth",
she said. |
| HOPE, PROMISE,
TIME |
A heart truly in love never
loses hope but always believe in the promises of love, No matter
how long the time and how far the distance.
|
| MY BRA |
A good friend is like a good
bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always
close to the heart. HELLO MY GOOD BRA |
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