| Title |
Message |
| PANADOL |
When I see a baby, I remember Teddy Bear Doll. When I see
a girl, I remember Barbie Doll. But when I see you, I remember
PANADOL. *Headache*
|
| FRIENDSHIP
PROMISE |
We've known each other by
CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION.
And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime
PROMISE! |
| COVER ME |
What did the Dick say to
the Condom? "Cover me!!! I'm going in..." |
| DAM |
What did the fish say when
he hit a concrete wall? >>> Dam! <<< |
| WINDOW OF HEAVEN |
When an Angel opens the window
of heaven, she saw me and ask "What is your wish for today?"
I said, "Dear cute Angel, please take care of the person
who reads this msg." |
| I CARE MOST |
I was looking out of the
windows thinking about the person I care most and the person
that came into my mind is you. So just want to wish you good
night. |
| IRON THESE |
A train is about to crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says, "can anyone make
me feel like a woman before I die?" So a man takes off
his clothes and says, "Iron These!" |
| KISS |
A peach is a peach, a plum
is a plum. What is a kiss without a tongue? |
| TITS DAIRY |
I'd willingly fertilize Mary,
and watch for 9 months her shape vary, from the very first day,
to the child-birth display, when her tits would turn into a
dairy. |
| HOW FAR |
How far can you walk into
a forest? >>> Halfway. After that, you are walking
OUT of the forest. <<< |
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