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Funny SMS
| Title |
Message |
| Erotic PAINTING |
A man was looking at a painting
for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for
autumn. |
| WITHOUT YOU |
Before knowing you, I don't
even know the meaning of this word "Happy". Without
you I won't even have the strength to breathe. I love you! |
| AS LONG AS |
As long as we have memories,
yesterday remains, as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. |
| DOGGY STYLE
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A woman gave birth to six
babies and on seeing this, she got out off hospital bed and
slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go
doggy style." |
| SEAT BELT |
A short thing, it gets longer
when you hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters
into a hole. What is it? 1 min to think! Car Seat Belt, you
dirty mind. |
| COMPUTER |
A good friend is like a computer.
I "Enter" your life, "Save" you in my heart,
"Format" your problems, "Shift" you 2 opportunities
& never "Delete" you from my memory!
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| HUBBY AND WIFE |
A wife asks hubby how many
woman he had slept with? Husband proudly replies "Only
You Darling, with others I was awake."
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| RAPED |
A prostitute goes to deposit
a $100 bill in a bank. The teller says, "Sorry, madam,
the note is a fake." "Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute:
"I have been raped." |
| CAT AND THE
SAUSAGE |
A cat tries to get a sausage
out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger
one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the
wetter the pussy! |
| CAT AND ROOSTER |
A cat and a rooster sat by
a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON:
when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock! |
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