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| Sent anonymously by Rupert How can this "Fox" character brag about winning the Golden Boot. Can I draw everyone's attention to the goal:game ratio. There is only one striker who can boast a 100% record. This "Fox" has all the prowess of a blind hippo. His grace and ability is only matched by Tessa Sanderson and Fatima Whitbread. He boasts of his new high-tech training base in the US while other learn their trade on the notorious Bristol Downs, (one of the highest male rape areas in the country I might add, just in case Big Stevo is looking for some new underwear). I am throwing down the Gauntlet to this "Fox". There will only be one Golden Boot winner so the "Fox" might as well save his air-fare money. I look forward for a response from the "Fox" |
| Sent anonymously by Dan G What game was Nick playing in to write the last match report. I ask him if he beat the back 5 so many times for pace (which I know it is stating the obvious - he did not) how come he failed to land one shot on goal in open play? Can you inform him that receiving the ball then panicking and booting the ball forty yards upfield to be collected by the keeper does not constitute "showing the defenders a clean set of paws". |
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| The competition for the Steve Brooke prize is hotting up. The man himself, in order to aid his chances, has fled to America. However, it is doubtful whether he realised just how strong a challenge Ed was to mount. Michael Morris has also put forward a strong claim, going to the absured length of actually approaching the website to sponser his campaign for the award. Roll on the footy dinner |
| Nick VDA has requested paternity leave from a fuming manager Paddy. In a statement from the club's press secretary Paddy said, 'I told them to keep up their fitness during the close season so I can't really complain.' |
| Fans are assured that the PFA strike will not affect the Leopards' televised matches |
| Rumours of a new Leopards away kit and a, 'gaffer's coat,' at the behest of the chairman were today confirmed by the club. |
| Alex Stevenson issued a statement today saying just how grateful he is to all the supporters and well-wishers who sent him cards after it was announced that his broken collar-bone would keep him out for six weeks.. The supporters and well-wishers then followed suit saying, 'no, thank you.' |
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