Mace: That Anakin is one messed up bitch.
Obi-wan: I don't understand. Isn't he the chosen one who kills all siths and brings peace?
Yoda: mm misread the prophecy maybe we have.
Yoda reads the prophecy:
Palpaltine: You know it is possible to save people from dying.
Anakin: That's a bit random.
Palpaltine: I suppose they never told you about Darth Twatus.
Anakin: Well actually I ...
Palpaltine: No I didn't think so. You see Darth Twatus was a sith who became so powerful his head blew up each time he sneezed. But never mind that the point is he could save people from dying like for example if he had a friend called Podme who was queen of Nabee he could save them. He died in the end, of course. His apprentice killed him. I wander where that apprentice is now. (wink wink) Could be still alive right now. (hint hint) maybe in this room (blinking very fast) Maybe even in this very spot (has an eye spasm and starts fitting)
Anakin just keeps staring blankly.
Palpaltine: Look do you want me to train you as a fucking sith or not!!!??
Anakin: Wait....... You're a sith! I'll have to report you for this. You just stay here until someone comes. Don't do anything clever like running away now.
Palpaltine: Don't worry I'll just stay right here.
Anakin finds Mace Windu at the jedi temple.
Anakin: I think the leader of the whole galaxy who controls a massive army and does what he likes is a sith.
Mace Windu: No don't tell me let me guess: you came here to tell me palpaltine's a sith.
Anakin: But I already ...
Mace Windu: I already knew that anyway so there.
Mace goes to Palpaltine's office with 2 rubbish jedis. They enter Palpaltine's office.
Mace: NYPD freeze.
Palpaltine: What?
Mace: no um jedi federal police you're under arrest senator ovaltine.
Palpaltine kills the 2 rubbish jedis and faces Mace Windu.
Meanwhile Anakin is still at the temple.
Anakin: Woops I left my death sticks at Ovaltine's pad.