Obi: Anakin droid ships ahead.
Anakin: oooh look at the pretty stars.
The droid ships all head for obi-wan and start firing at him. He just manages to avoid being hit and has to turn around.
Obi: Help they are after me. I�m gonna die.
Anakin: Don�t worry master everything thing will be OK. We all know you have to survive till the later movies.
Obi: Maybe but I�ve got quite a few droids attached to my ship and they are scaring me.
Anakin: Look you�ll be fine no need to panic.
Obi-wan�s A-wing crashes at full speed into the big ship.
Anakin: Woops.
Anakin flies into the ship that obi-wan crashes in. luckily Obi-wan landed in the right ship and was unharmed. Strange that.
Suddenly Anakin and Obi-wan find themselves surrounded by droids.
Droids: Hands up � oh wait you�ll just gonna kill us all.
2 seconds later all the droids are dead.
Obi-wan: Now all we have to do is wait for the lift.
Anakin: You�d think they�d have more than 1 lift on a ship with 200 floors.
They wait an hour for the lift to come and then it arrives. They enter the lift and Obi-wan presses the button for floor 12 which luckily says above it (the room with the emperor and Count Dooku in it)
They arrive at floor 12 and find the emperor.
Emperor: Yay Jedi I like Jedi.
Count Dooku arrives and fights Obi-wan and Anakin. Unfortunately obi-wan gets chucked into a wall and gets knocked out (shame).
Emperor: Oh no he's dead. <Well at least I hope he is>
Ankakin: Hate to have a bent lightsaber.
Count Dooku: I sense great fear in you.
Anakin: Yeah I'm scared you might rape me, you probably shoved that lightsaber up your ass.
Count Dooku: Join the dark side Anakin.
Anakin: You're right lets be friends. Can I see your lightsaber. (Dooku passes him it) now what might this button ... (he turns on the saber and it cuts off Dooku's head) Damn what a stupid place to put an on button.
Anakin rescues the emperor and Obi-wan. They go to the control room and find everyone else has abandoned ship beacuse it's been hit and anyone left on it is DOOMED (apart from the characters in the later mocies of course)..
Obi-wan: can you fly this anakin.
Anakin: Not only can i fly this. I can do it blindfolded (puts a blindfold on)
The emperor does a drum roll without drums cos he 'has the power' No one really knows what happens next because everyone closed their eyes but they ended up at the airport so I guess it worked out. Emperor is saved wahoo. Obi-wan pisses off and Anakin talks to Padme.
Padme: Anakin I am your father.
Anakin: what??
Padme: I mean I'm pregnant .
Anakin: crap, shit damn it, blast (and many other sever obscenities).
Padme: I know it's great isn't and it's your baby.
Anakin: It better be. Cos if you are and Jar-Jar were having an affair I would puke. Quite badly.