Padme: Anakin what's wrong.
Anakin: Nothing much I just had a premintion and it's just certain you're going to die having our baby.
Padme: Phew. (She goes back to sleep)
Anakin can't sleep so he goes off in to another room and sits down by the fountain smoking a death stick. Jar Jar Binks enters the room.
Jar-Jar Binks: Annie, Annie, Annie yousa want playsa wit dey ball. How bouts it Annie yousa and mesa wit da ball Annie. Annie, Annie lets play ball.
Jar-Jar taps Anakin Anakin smacks Jar-Jar and he goes flying into the wall.
Anakin: Look Jar-Jar we�re not meant to be seen together anymore. I know it�s hard to take but all the viewers hate your guts and even more so your tongue so bad you�ve almost been totally cut from episode 3. They just think it�s better if they let you die in episode 4 quietly. Of course it would make some viewers happy if mesa kicksa your assa and killed you right now. So stay away.
Jar Jar: Sure thing Annie. (Jar Jar Binks licks Anakin and jumps out of the window of the skyscraper thing) Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Palpaltine: I want you to be my eyes and ears .... and arms and legs and fingers and well that's all I want from you.
Anakin: What's wrong with your eyes and ears?
Palpaltine: I'm an old man and you are young Anakin. I want you to be on the sith council. Ha ha ha. What a funny joke I just made. I said sith and I meant Jedi council. <Sith council if only.>
Anakin: Whatever you say Mr Ovaltine.
Anakin is at the jedi council for the 1st time. He has to stand in the middle while everyone else points and laughs as he talks to Mace Windu.
Mace: I wish senator ovaltine would keep his dick out of the jedi council for one second. (The wierd jedi with mould on his head giggles and everyone stares at him.)
Mace: Anyway I hate you Anakin and you hate me but seeing as you are the 'chosen one' and all that crap you can be on the council. As long as you sit in the corner and shut your face. All you need to do is grin, nod and say aye.
Anakin: You always pick on me. You're so unfair, you're just jealous because I've got hair and you haven't. Now if you don't make me a jedi master right now i'll scream very loudly.
Mace Windu: Well you can be a master over my dead body.... all the little jedi kids' dead bodies and the rest of the council's dead bodies.
Anakin: <Well if that's all I have to do.> Oh yeah the screaming and crying. WAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!