REPOSSESSED
As you can see this place is perfect for neo. He even managed to pass the job interview. Then again all you have to do at the job interview to pass is agree to sign these forms allowing them to work you for 24 hours a day without food or drink and not telling anyone about the working conditions. If only neo hadn't swapped his brain for special flying kicking stupid powers stuff then maybe he wouldn't have to earn a living like that.
Well anyway neo got a job and trinity decided that after last time she couldn't really trust him to not kill everyone so she got a job in security where she could watch neo on any camera she wanted. Of course neo didn't know about this. Trinity is such a stalker. neo started his first day of work at 6a.m. After trying to 'hack in' to the cash till for about 7 hours he managed to get the money out of the till and serve his first customer. Yeah sure they demanded their money back for their food because it had gone mouldy in the time it took Neo to give them 2p change but it was a start.
But then an announcement went out "will Neo please come to storage room 32." So neo got up and went through the door to the corridor. The corridor seemed endless and there were hundreds of doors. There was a guard outside room 32. "Alright sonny whats you name." "My name is neo" "Right. Well I'm going to need some I.D." "I have a membership card to the ty beanie babies club does that count?" "No. but I've got a way of seeing whether or not you are neo. what is 2+2?" "2 and 2. That's dejavou we are all going to die!!." "Yep you're neo all right go through" Trinity was watching on the screen when neo went through the door. "Where's he gone? I can't see him anywhere." The other security guard (doopheus) was in the room withTrinity "I dont know hes disappeared."
neo went through the door and found himself in a massive empty room apart from a bench. There was a woman on the bench. Neo went and sat next to her. "My my neo look how you've grown." "You only saw me last this morning" "My memory may be going with my age but you're not going to trick me that easily. I know your George Bush really." "What are you doing here?" "Neo you want a sweet mush?" "Why ask me when you know what my answer will be?" "I know every word you are going to say thats the way this fucking acting thing goes but you still have to say it or you don't get paid." "No fuck off you dozy old cow!" The woman went off to make cookies.
Just then Joe entered the room and walked towards Neo "Is that agent Smith he looks different?" "Soz" Doopheus wiped the screen. "I sneezed on it" Joe started talking "So Neo did you get my package?" "The one labelled handle with care: Anthrax enclosed. Yeah I gave it to trinity but shes not dead yet because she cant figure out how to take off the celotape." "I guess you know then how our fate is in common" "What you mean that we're both from the matrix and we've been brought here for this cheap matrix spoof cos the writer can't remember any of the other scenes in Matrix part from this 1. or that we're both so dumb we can't get a job." "I killed you Neo I watched you die but then something strange happened you killed me neo." "For god sake it was just a game in super smash bros. We had 2 lives each. You killed me then I killed you twice. Get over it." "I knew what I was supposed to do but i didnt i couldnt. i was compelled to stay on." "Yeah you were supposed to go home at 5:00 cos it was your bedtime but you kept asking me for a rematch and I kept beating you. Then you went home crying" Joe jumped at neo and he moved out of the way. The fight began.