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| Neo goes to law school - part 2 | |||||||||||||
| "So today we are for the case of neo or 'the one ........... who everyone thinks is a massive prick'. He has been charged with breaking this mans neck"- judge "If I had to guess i would say he was programmed by the machine world."-neo. "yes sure i believe u. well as I was saying neo or 'the one ....... who everyone thnks is a prick' has been charged for braking this mans neck (and I think i might have to break neos neck if he opens his god damn mouth again)"-larry the judge. "i sense something ..... i sense trinity shes in trouble. i must save her"-neo "Your'e not going anywer sonny!"-judge. The judge holds up neos precious Sonic mega drive game and puts a gun to it. "No please don't shoot it ill be good. ill stay here im sure trinity will be fine"-neo sobs. Meanwhile trinity was hanging off the top of a skyscraper. See shes a bit dopy and she was following this bird and followed it to the roof. trinity kept walking towards the bird and she soon found there was no floor beneath her so had to hang on to a ledge. She could of course just fly away or use her acrobatic crap but shes too stupid to realise that. Anyway back in the court. The prosecutor Dave walked towards Neo and stared at him. "So Neo when you went towards this man and flew into him what were you thinking? Could you not see this was a man with a family just trying to do a job?!! You were supposed to be listening to him and getting tips for being a lawyer."-Dave "All i could see was a bunch of numbers and all I knew was he was evil. How would you like not being able to anything but random letters and numbers?"-Neo "Actually I have 2 glass eyes you wooooaaah"- Dave tripped over noes leg he stuck out and Dave was paralyzed. "Thats it fuck you! fuck this! jury what is your verdict?"-larry the judge. Unfortunately the roof neo smashed through fell on them. "Guilll ... ty" was the last words of the last jurer heard through the rubble. "Guards take him away." guards started piling through the doors until there were 100s of them. "You shall never take me agents!!"-Neo. Neo fell over his shoelaces. "Dang"-neo. The agents started coming at him one by one as more came into the room. Problem was they all got stuck cos there were too many of them in the room and it was really cramped. neo just rolled up into a ball and cryed "mommy". Then Neo started rollling around on the floor till he knocked himself out. Neo woke up and found himself in an empty room with tv screens everywhere. "Where am I? who are you?"- neo. "You are in the security room. You can call me larry."-larry. "Aren't you just the judge without his wig on?"-neo. "Shhhhhh we ran out of money near the end so i had to take more than 1 part. I actuallly play the whole jury and everyone in the audience in court. I also play trinity thats why she looks so much like a man."-larry. "geese I though I was tight on money. So why aren't I in prison?"-neo. "Well you have to appear in all these other matrix stories as well they couldn't exactly put you in prison. This isn't eastenders. We don't kill off main characters for ratings. Oh no this story is so messed up and doesn't make any sense. the more questions you ask the worse it gets,"- larry. "So can I go save trinity now? Hey where is he? Oh well"- Neo. Neo flew out through the wall even though the door was open. Larry was hanging from the ceiling by some rope. He couldn't take the stress anymore. Neo flew faster than the speed of a rover towards trinity. (Why didn't he take his fast car?) She had started counting the people below and was falling asleep. She began to fall but neo caught her and carried her to the ground. "Yeah see you in a min ive gotta go bak to mcdonalds to finish my shift."-neo. Neo flew off. Trinity saw a pigeon and started following it up a skyscraper. |
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