However Neo decided to use what he called his 'talents' (no not fighting as a body guard, being paid for sex). Anyway Neo found out if this were his talents he wasnt very talented. Some of his clients commited suicide (not because he was so bad even if he was) because he kept sayin :
"But what if i cant?"-neo "come on neo its easy"-client "but with i fail"-neo "It'll just be quick neo"-client "no"-neo "cum on u r the one, do the robot, cum on, cum on! oh yea!!"-client "no i cant do that!"-neo. And u get the message.
so he decided that he would improve on that �3 a month and become a lawyer - well it was either that or handing out a 'big issue' magazine to people but Trinity dissaproved of that. She said it was written by agents or something (I guess it was an offence to the agents, not the magazine.)
So Neo decided to become a lawyer. Yea he is a bit dumb and everything but he already goes around wearing black and lying (saying i will save you Trinity) and threatening opponents to not sue - or not kill and agents look just like lawyers, but agents are less evil.
So the 'one' as in a 'loner' flew to some shitty law school in Stoke - and no he doesn't live there, it's too posh for him. It went well in the practice court untill the judge said "order order" and neo shouts "dejavou" and shoots the judge and most people there. Then the next time he went to watch a real court the 1st time the lawyer got up to say something he shouted "agent!!!!!!!" and flew in to him. He sent the lawyer flying into the wall and broke his neck.
Yeah well this time Neo wasn't going to get away with his innocent 'mistake'. He was goona get sued by the lawyer whose neck he broke. Seeing as Neo dusnt have any money cos hes still paying back for that subaru and compensating money for all those people he killed in court he cant afford his own lawyer. This is his perfect opportunity to put his lawyer skills into practice (+ no one else would ever hire him to be their lawyer).
The 1st day of court came and the session was due to have started 5 minutes ago but neo wasn't there. He was still working at mcdonalds trying to work out which button made the milkshakes "Must have been held up by that bitch uhh i mean Trinity again" sed the judge to himself. No sooner had he finished speaking neo came flying through the roof and sat in his seat. Everyone in court sat staring at the hole in the roof for half an hour before neo used his special powers to throw a paper aeroplane at the judges head. "w..www.wwelll um order in the court concentrate people" the judge snapped out of his trance.