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"Bleys is right there. Why not ask him what he slept with?"- Jigan, about his new cousin, the half-dragon
"So we treat him like any other in his family."- Aldo, also about his new cousin
"I like tenticles. Oh you ment your god, not me." -Janie, on what makes an "abombination of god"
GM: "You might want to tell him your plan."
     Dotti: "That's just the logic coming from your feet."- GM reminding Llew that he should tell Bleys his plan to kill the Serpent of Chaos.
"He's a slut and a perv, but he's not an ass" -Janie, on Bleys
"I'm taking her [Kyria] to be ressurrected. And if Cardinal Josef doesn't like it, he can take a flying leap at a rolling communion wafer." -Janie, in a bad mood

"If I remember correctly, I was dead and redecorating."-Dale, getting settled in for the session
"You killed me, you're so fu@%ing haunted."-Jigan, making plans for Corwin
"Monty Python bunnies and Zelda chickens!"-Jigan unleashes his army
"I'm up here!"-Cassandra, upon finding Valtiel is looking down her shirt
"It's a matter of principle that I send them to die, not you."-Archibald, on his loyal minions
"How do you keep a traitor from doing what comes naturally?"Aldo, on Archibald
"It's in the cart being pulled by the vorpal platypus."-Jigan makes a vorpal venus fly trap

"Soul? I haven't had one in 5 years."-Dale, hopefully speaking as Jigan.
"She was supposed to bring it here... JANIE!!!"-Cassandra (who wants her cute dragon back)
Archibald:"You can't hide forever."
     Martin:"I've done fine so far."
     "That's because no one has looked for you."-Archibald shows brotherly love
Jigan:"If you are a reflection of me, you should know of my plans."
     "I would only know if you knew."-Jigan's reflection in the Hall of Mirrors

"All the good stuff in the world can't help you when you do something stupid."-Dale, giving John character creation advice
"I've been dead once; might as well use it to my advantage."- Aldo
"That only counts for God and Her cookies."- Janie, on Vincent's attempt to find a blow torch to redefine "one bar of gold"
"You might blow your cover if you bring him to Amber."-Janie, to the in hiding Jigan
"Never feed the Pattern after Midnight, ever."-Seth, adding in to Jigan's instructions on how to walk the Pattern
"I thought I was done; why do they keep coming?"- Cassandra, our resident trump artist, meeting her new cousin

Trevor:"Are you sure you're Gerard's kid?"
     Cassandra::"What do you mean?"
     "You're not very big. I mean I'm Flora's child and look how pretty I am."-Trevor, on family
"I really need to start taking resumes on people who eat me"- Jigan
Trevor:"So does he know nothing or just won't talk?"
     Llew:"He knows nothing."
     "Jigan, we found your brother!"-Trevor
"Then I'd be the cock of the Pattern walk!"-Michael, speaking OoC on Jigan's polymorph to chicken spell.

Dale: "Mini me never tried to take over"
     "He wasn't an Amberite"- Scott and Dale, discussing Yeknom out of character
"No arguing, you're on different sides of reality." -Scott, to Buddha and Michael
GM (as Hiroshi) "So you were actually doing something "
     Makoto: "I guess I'm one of the useful cousins."
     "We'll see." -Hiroshi and Makoto discuss Makoto's recent activities.
Trevor: "We're trying to find Merlin, we baked him some cookies and he left without them."
     Ygg: "I don't sense any cookies on you."
     "Well we ate them. I am travelling with Cookie Monster."-Trevor (with Makoto), trying to find Merlin

"FOUR inches!"- Buddha out of character as the voice of Makoto, getting defensive on Yeknom's (his 4" tall, green, Zen enlightened monkey) size.
Scott: "You peed all over my stuff!"
     Rich:"That was my cat"
     "Well, we all know that the cat is just an extention of you."- Scott fighting with Rich out of character (but as Archibald and Espen)
"The monkey jokes will likely outlive your character." -Dotti explaining to Buddha just what having character quotes online really means...
"You are family!" -Dotti as the voice of Kyria (who's off nearly dead from having to save a cousin from the Pattern... again), speaking to Makoto after he descided to step into Merlin's summoning circle.
"I kinda wanted to hold him down and crap on his face."- Trevor to Espen, on meeting Merlin for the first time

"I'm stupid and I know that, that's how bad he is." -Rich, speaking as Espen out of character, about Archibald's trouble with thinking a plan through before jumping into it.
"Reading is business, never pleasure."- Makoto
"Can I go before the guy who's about to die goes?"- Jigan, not wanting to have his first Pattern walk after the injured Espen.
Trevor: "Is everything allright?"
     Cassandra (high pitched): "Yeeaaah..."
     "You're lying."- Trevor, checking on how Espen's Pattern walk is going.

"This is not a comedy game. Just because people insist on doing humorous stupid things..." -Donald, speaking on behalf of most Amber GM's
Archibald: "You need something to protect your inards."
     "I have a monkey for that."- Makoto on personal defense
"Smile, nod and sell it on the black market when you're done" -Dotti (regretably out of character)
"As a matter of fact, we'll include a monkey pocket for you" -Archibald (who should have his own infomertial)
"Apparently Uncle Bleys slept with Cookie Monster. If I have to sit though dinner with it, so do you." -Trevor to Flora (speaking about Makoto)

Session 13:
"I'm bitter. That's what I do." - Phelan
Phelan: "I'm just thinking efficiency. Not that I'm not a sadist myself."
   "Well, we all are." - Kyria and Phelan
GM: "And you feel a great sense of love and loyalty to Julian as well."
   "Especially to his leg." - GM and Rich (referring to Takashi's first meeting with Julian in Stormhound form)
Kevin: "Time to become 20 Takashis...divide by blood..."
   GM: "You're splitting?"
   Kevin: "Yes, he is."
   GM: "Okay, I'll get back to you" (never good when the GM says that...)
"You see a bloody stump on his hand 'cause he's eating his hand and having a really good dream." "And then the light wakes him up. - *screams*!" - Kevin (describing the actions and reactions of Takashi)
Takashi: "Medic!"
   Regent Phelan: "I ask them to be delayed for a couple of minutes." - Takashi and Phelan, aftermath of the previous quote
Kyria: "What happened?"
   Phelan: "Oh, I was stabbed."
   "I knew I shouldn't have left." - Kyria returns to the castle to find Phelan's been injured.

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