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What is Lifelong Learning

Misguided Solution

Report on Educational Technology

Learn SQL Thru Query Analyzer

SQL Test Codes

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Java Test Codes

Notes on Learning Java

TCP/IP

C++ CGI Learning Project

Windows NT Overview

Working with Red Hat Linux

Overview of JINI Networking Technology

Remote Access for VPNs

The Author

// Misguided Solution

Procedure Go_To_Work

 begin
character cYesterday cHour cBoss cAssignment
numeric nGroupmate1 nGroupmate5

 if cYesterday = "didn't do assignment"
begin
  display "Go to work early."
  display "Keep Skillbook handy."
end

 while cHour = "lunch break"
begin
  display "Continue work on group project."
end

 while cBoss = "not around"
begin
  display "Do homework in PATS."
end

 if cAssignment = "can not solve"
begin
  for Groupmate1 to Groupmate5
  begin
    display "Ask groupmate what the answer is."
  end
end
end

 Procedure Attend_Class

 begin

character cTeacher cStatus cAnswer cProblem
numeric nPatience

 while cTeacher = "not looking"
begin
  display "Go surf the Internet."
end

 if cStatus = "confused"
begin
  display "Go ask Mika."
end

 if cAnswer = "don't know"
begin
  display "Look busy!"
end
else
begin
  display "Look dumb!"
end

 if cProblem = "not yet solved"
begin
  nPatience = nPatience + nPatience + nPatience
end

 if cProblem = "still not yet solved"
begin
  display "Start blaming the pseudo compiler!"
end

end

 Procedure Inspire_Me

begin

character cAtFirst cHowLong cWhatToDo cFeeling CBrain cBody

 if cAtFirst = "you can't do it"
begin
  cHowLong = "until you succeed"
  for 1 to cHowLong
  begin
    WhatToDo = "try and try again"
  end
end

 if cFeeling = "can't make it"
begin
  cHowLong = "infinity"
  for 1 to cHowLong
  begin
    cBrain = "I CAN LICK THIS COURSE!"
  end
end

 if cFeeling = "lazy to study"
begin
  while cBody = "not yet moving"
  begin
    display "I WANT TO BE THE GREATEST PROGRAMMER OF ALL TIME!"
    cBody = "GO, GO, GO!"
  end
end

end

 // Main Program

 begin

character cToday cTime cWant

 if cToday = "Tuesday" or cToday = "Thursday"
begin
  call Go_To_Work
end

 if cToday = "Monday" or cToday = "Wednesday" or cToday = "Friday"
begin
  call Go_To_Work
  if cTime = "6:00 pm"
  begin
    call Attend_Class
  end
end

 if cWant = "to quit"
begin
  call Inspire_Me
end

end

(Note: If you don't understand what the above is all about, may I inform you that this is a poem written in pseudo-code. It is not meant to be submitted to the pseudo-compiler. If you do, then the pseudo-compiler will surely go nuts!)

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