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Cloned The Lazarenkos
Who is this young future Lazarenkos member? Is it the Reid triplet that was lost, one of the twins from Auchtermuchty, or a young dashing "trainspotting type" autograph hunter?
Scotland Yards Five Most Wanted List
It is very important that the nation is warned about the following criminals who are still at large. They are considered to be extremely dangerous. Each criminal on the list is also a master of disguise. Some of the alias names and clever disguises have been made known to us recently and are listed below. Please do not approach!!!
Alessandro "Fettucine" Galloway (alias Deke Gandett or Cousin Itt).
Davide "Spiralle" Nicole (alias Mr Bronson "the teacher" or Hawking).
Stephano "Penne" Powerino (alias Penfold or Zippy).
Craigo "Farfalle" Weiro (alias Herman or Bungle).
Alano "Macaroni" McIntosho (alias Beaker or "The Fonz").
Lazarenkos Spotted In Pub With Jim Bowen
The Lazarenkos were last night spotted in the pub with TV personality Jim Bowen. It is not yet known what the relationship between the great Scottish band and the quiz show host is. Some have said that the band have a strange fascination with big sweaty pint downing darts players. Our photographer managed to take this photo of the Lazarenkos with Bowen. When the band were approached, they snubbed the reporter and left before you could say "a Bit 'o' Bully".
Lazarenkos look-a-likes call themselves The Pies
A bunch of blokes who have cloned the good looks of The Lazarenkos are at present doing gigs somewhere near you. They are calling themselves The Pies. The difference being they are performing cover versions of songs from the 50's up until today. If all you pretty girls spot them in the pub or up on stage somewhere, remember and tell them they are almost as good looking as The Lazarenkos.
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