The Cairo Counsel from the Crypt

Jimmy: "I like Sharon. I think she’s pretty. Vibrating hp girl."

The London Litigators Cool Justice

(LL Cool J)

John: “She’s always late and can’t rap for nuts. But at the end of the day, she’s really sweet and gullible. Always laughs at my lame jokes. A true bimbo!”

 Jacinda: “John’s a pain in the ass…he’s indescribably nerve-wrecking. But he’s loveable, AVAILABLE and has a thing for dancers."

"NO gal can shake her butt like I can!”, so says John.”

The Bombay Barristers

Sylvia: “He pinches my cheeks-he’s evil! Once he runs, I KNOW I can’t catch him. Can bully him into doing stuff and he’s a really nice sweet boy.”

 Luke: “Sylvia? She’s fun, lively, Indonesian and even speaks Tamil. She’s also heavy – I broke my arm carrying her.”

The Shanghainese Solicitors

Joni: “Gerald has been invaluable as a fellow OGL, always supportive and constantly ready to suffer silently with me…couldn’t have done it without him!”

The Alabama Advocates

PohPoh: “Ian’s really nice and funny, super outgoing and sporting….add to that the fact that he’s KinDa cute, whoever hangs out with him will surely have a blast!”

Ian: “PohPoh(Shi Qi) is bubbly, easy-going and very very sociable…and well, one advantage to being her partner is her resourcefulness for all secret and Very Private info on people in lawschool (if u catch my drift…ooooopsss) But she’s really fun to be with so you wont’ regret being in our group!”

The Japanese Juggling Judges

Mark: “Most people don’t know that unassuming HianZee is a superhero in disguise! Super efficient and always dependable, she’s superZ!!!!!!!”

Hian Zee: “Mark’s very thoughtful and VERY responsible! He tells lots of crappy jokes that make me laugh. Sometimes, he has trouble waking up cos he sleeps v late – always going out at night- a very happening guy! Come for Lawcamp! It’s a great opportunity to know people."

The Afghanistan Associates

Weihong: “Margaret just gets cooler and cooler the more you get to know her…plus she’s such a sweet and nice girl…what a BABE!!!!”

Margaret: “Weihong is corny, nice and funny. He harmonizes very well with John. We’ve put in a lot of effort and its gonna be fun – so everyone should come!”