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| Billy put on his faded Zero shirt, And borrowed one of Melissa�s skirts. He tied up his mighty boots of steel, That had silver spurs on the heels. With some polish he shined his bald head, And weighted his pockets with rocks of lead. He painted his eyes with mascara of black, And stuffed some chords into a sack. He picked up an amp, that hand much sound, Then he stood still and looked around, To see if he was missing anything, When he heard a voice start to sing: �Life is a Muzzle when you�re a Hummer, Sadness is infinite in days of summer. It�s An Ode to No One To Forgive. Tonight is the night, that you shall live. Her bullet has no more butterfly wings. Her Cherub Rock no longer sings. In the Arms of Sleep, Daphne will descend, For her Apple�s and Oranges are Crestfallen. Porcelina will help you take her down, Where Boys Fear to Tread on sacred ground. Soma will Disarm her Rocket so sweet, As Tales of a Scorched Earth line the streets. And when Tristessa tells you Here is No Why, Listen to Gish�s solemn cry. Look for Starla By Starlight, That is all my friend, Farewell & Goodnight.� The wispy voice suddenly disappeared, And Billy felt that a spirit neared, And entered into his lively soul, Took over his heart, and took control. He picked up his favorite guitar, A fender hand picked by a great rock star. He kissed Yelena and said goodbye. She hugged him tight and started to cry. �Don�t cry my love, for now I say, That Today will be the greatest day! I�ve fought a deadly battle before, On the brink of the Los Angeles shore, When who would jump me from above, But that back-stabbing sell out, Courtney Love. I helped her so much in the past, But our longtime friendship did not last. In a Versace gown and Stiletto heels, She tried to trip me in my boots of steel. But she missed her target and broke her toe. I picked her up and let her know, That she shouldn�t have crossed paths with me. That�s when I tossed her out into the sea. So Yelena my love, do not weep, For cupid will keep me in his arms of sleep. I will be safe, so do not fear, For a wandering spirit is very near. And he will help me don�t you know, In this battle against my evil foe.� |
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