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| Billy walked down to the hold gym, Where Sharon quickly spotted him. �What a pitiful sight you are,� Said Sharon with a heart of tar. �Are you ready to lose this fight?� She asked while revealing several knives. �Yes I am ready and willing to do, All that it takes to get rid of you, Said Billy with a might grin, He winked an eye and lifted his chin. He took a chord out from the sack, And pulled the guitar from around his back. Into the amp he plugged his guitar, When he noticed a shining star. He smiled and remembered what the voice had said, Put a hand in his pocket and took out some lead. He hurled the lead at Sharon�s face, And without any haste, Sharon started throwing knives, To destroy all of Billy�s many lives. With his guitar all ready to go, Billy started strumming the chords for Zero. The vibrations from the massive sound, Opened the skies and shook the ground. The heavens opened and who should descend, But Ozzy himself, Sharon�s husband! �Oh Ozzy! You came to help me out!� Said Sharon happily with a shout. Ozzy placed his hands on Sharon�s head, And in a raspy voice then said, �I�m sorry my dear. You are wrong, I�ve put up with your crap for way too long I�ve come to help my friend Billy instead.� And with those words he bit off her head! Sharon�s body fell to the ground, Her head soon followed with a thumping sound. �Thank you Ozzy,� Billy sighed. You are just the coolest guy.� Ozzy blushed the cooler red, And through embarrassment quickly said, �I know that Sharon can be a major pain, She never let me ride that crazy train.� Ozzy tossed Sharon�s head in the sky, And it landed in a field near by. It sprouted roots and turned into a willow tree, Which grew big and tall for all to see. And that same tree still remains today. It�s been known to weep on Black Sabbath days . THE END |
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