When she was asked about her sudden goodbye,
From the Pumpkins Sharon eagerly replied,
�I�m no longer their manager, this is true.
There was nothing left for me to do.
I left for health reasons,� she said with a lick.
�For Mr. William Corgan was making me sick!
The other three were quite all right,
But I�m disgusted by Billy�s very sight!
And yes it is odd I must confess,
For a grown man to be wearing a dress.
Melissa, James, and Jimmy are sweet,
And I wish them luck in all the challenges they meet.
But I can no longer deal with Billy.
His business demeanor is incredibly silly.
He wants to be the man who�s always in charge.
And ends up becoming a monster at large.
I won�t work with such an egotistical beast.
I�m not that desperate, give me some credit at least.
I understand artists and managers argue,
But after awhile, you should start anew.
But Billy was such an annoying brat.
He acted like a child and I can�t deal with that.
His evil stares were fierce enough to kill,
And when he got mad, he let his anger build,
So that after awhile he just wouldn�t say a thing.
He didn�t talk a lot for a man who likes to sing.
I don�t need all this stress in my life.
For goodness sakes! I�m Ozzy Osbourne wife!
Now that I�m gone, things can go his way.
Good luck Mr. Corgan. That�s all I have to say.�

For awhile, Billy did not respond,
To all of the chaos that was going on.
But after awhile he decided to speak,
Before other comments to the media were leaked.
�What can I say,� Billy said with a big smirk.
�Sharon Osbourne is a pig and a jerk!
Arguing with Ozzy�s wife about wearing a dress,
Is incredibly surreal and profane I confess.
Her husband bit the head off a bat!
I think wearing a dress isn�t as serious as that.
We�ve sold 22 million records world-wide.
We have millions of fans who will stand by our side.
I don�t need someone telling me what to do.
I�m grateful that Mrs. Osbourne said adieu.�

Sharon was still mad, and her anger grew,
When she found out that Billy was going to sue,
Her for an astounding one hundred and fifty grand,
Money given to Sharon when she first met the band.
She was so mad at  Billy that she challenged him,
To a fight of sorts near an old run down gym.
Billy quickly accepted the offer,
And vowed that he would quickly defeat her.

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