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| Welcome 2 the funny part of the site!! Every month there will be a new joke, there maybe more than one, depending on how long they are! Enjoy!! |
| This month it is 'Men vs Women II' and 'Johnny's Pussy' |
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| HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her, Love her, Stroke her, Tease her, Comfort her, Protect her, Hug her, Hold her, Spend money on her, Buy things for her, Listen to her, Care for her, Stand by her, Support her, Go to the ends of the earth for her... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked. Bring beer. |
| Johny's Pussy At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered Johnny had a cat up his pants. She said "Why have you got your cat at school?" Little Johny started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the mailman tell my Mommy, "I'm gonna eat your pussy today!" |