Q & A
for LNS
Dear Team LNS,
I have been fishing for 25 years, and have always had a landing net by my side.  I am a short person, and use the net to overcome my lack of reach. After discovering your web sight, I have been trying to use it less.
My question is, what do I do when I hook that trophy fish of a lifetime, and loose it at the boat because I tried to land it without a net? 
Johnny Whiteshirt
Lenexa KS

Johnny,
Thanks for writing LNS, and we're glad to hear you are using your landing net less.  First off, I wouldn't worry about catching that "trophy fish of a lifetime" You sound like a hack, and let me tell you why.  You remind me of a vertically challenged Lenexa Police officer I know,  he tries to compensate for his lack of size by having a chip when he deals with obviously inebriated people that can barely stand up, no less defend themselves.  his belief is, I can gain respect by being an dick to anyone that has to lower his head to look at me.
  If  in 25 years you haven't caught a trophy fish,  well guess what, you probably won't.  You need to change how you are fishing, and that includes loosing the attitude of "I can't land the big one with out a  net"  As long as you have that attitude, you never will.
Team LNS
Dear LNS,
I own a company called "Handi-Net"  Our product is a pop up landing net, that stores neatly with your fishing poles.
Your web sight seems to discurage the use of landing nets. 
Gary Potts
Handi-Net Inc.
Long Pine MN

Dear Gary,
No Shit Sherlock, you're pretty Smuckin Fart.
LNS
Dear Team LNS!!
You guys are the best. I was attending the JCWB tour in Walker MN, and saw Colonel, Sandris and Snake out on Leech Lake, and got a picture of you  guys in one of the team boats.  I was the blonde girl waving from my uncles boat, the Jolly Roger II.
Congrats on the tournament win, and to Sandris for another Mid Continental Angler of the Year Award. My questions, there was a girl in the boat with you, is she a team member, or are you guys married?? And could I get the picture that I took autographed?
Sydney Moore
Minneapolis

Dear Sydney,
Thanks for the Congrats. We are always excited about winning Angler of the year awards. The WMNAA award is up next month, and Colonel has a shot at winning his fourth title.
Sorry, but Scotty Lund is the only single guy on the team right now. As far as your picture goes, we can send out an autographed Press Kit Photo of the team and/or individual members, but you have to understand, we don't have the time in our schedules to autograph every picture every fan sends in, sorry.  Just email us, and request a photo, and our staff will get one out to you.
Thanks
LNS
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