A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female
teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of
the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no
choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by
their armpits, one by one.

As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that he
was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must
be in the fifth," she said.

"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for
the lift anyhow."

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